This is easily the funniest break up ever!!! Like seriously..dude is my fuckin hero!! lmao!! “if your body’s a 9 on 10 and your face is a 3 on 10 you average a 6″
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syXC5N8Q51I
Who knew the bastard could be even more of a douchebag…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4
Have u ever been “high as fuck”? Or “hella wasted”? or” Fuckin smashed”? I know I sure as hell have..lets trade war stories.. U first..
“I used to like chinese,now I just don’t give a fuck”
Start not giving a fuck today!!!
I have nothing against big girls,I swear I don’t. However,when you are a HUGE girl and you try to dress like…well normal folk EPIC FAIL….
Man this big bird look like she smugglin turkeys with swine flu into Juarez. I mean seriously I’ve heard of high self esteem but guddamn. There are very few things I’m sure of in this world but I know one thing..her creases have to smell like baby vomit and rancid canola oil. HOW DOES SHE SHIT? I’m so confused. so many questions…She is an ass lovers dream tho.. Bitch like “if got 4 ass chunks in the back,and 3 in the front just in case you bring 6 friends”.
| I Guess this cunty little pickle smoker has a bit of a shoe fetish too…SMH |
Let’s talk about heels….
Foot fetish has been defined as a pronounced sexual interest in the feet or footwear. Freud considered foot binding as a form of fetishism.[3] For a foot fetishist, points of attraction include the shape and size of the foot and toes (i.e., long toes, short toes, pointed toes, high arches, slender soles, fat toes, long toenails, short toenails, small feet, toenail color), jewelry, toe rings, ankle bracelets, treatments e.g.: french pedicure, state of dress (i.e., barefoot, flip flops, or clad in socks or nylons), odor, and any form of sensory interaction, e.g. licking, sucking, tickling, people giving foot jobs.[3]
Fuck you… don’t judge me.!!
Tommy Lee, Ludacris, Chingy, Quintin Tarintino, Burke Burke, Nelly, Bruce Willis, Britney Spears To name a few..ALL HAVE FOOT FETISHES.
Nothing like some soft suckable toes accentuated by the sleekness of a well crafted heel.
Reasons for wearing high-heels, which are almost exclusively aesthetic, include:
I challenged some of my favorite Queens,trollops,and pixies alike to “show me your best CFM(come fuck me) heels. I must say I was delighted and overwhelmed by the response,and with what zeal you met your challenge. I received almost 50 submissions but I only posted my favorites. Let’s be honest..some of you birds have some seriously missplaced high self esteem,and you really shouldn’t be showing your feet. ::shrugs::
With that said, I present to you…..My favs…
I guess you darkies will never fuckin learn. Guess you simple minded sons of bitches never been to sites like Ohellnawl or HotGhettomess or hell,even mine. Guess not. But if you silly sons of bitches want to continue to dress up like monkeys in clown suits,I will continue to showcase your coonery . Prom night in the ghetto is living proof , the white man shoulda never gave u niggas money..
case point…
This is nothing but an over dressed jail flick.Speaking of jailbirds I wonder what kind of bird is left bald and shivering in the cold after this bitches dress was made…
Like..do u have to take the whole “ghetto bird” concept literally? I would hate to have to clean up after this bird takes a dump. If you need a sponge u can use this dumb bitches dress…
Ready kids? Ooooh..who lives in a rowhouse no where near the sea? Sponge Bob Dumb bitch!!!
And look at the Ghetto ass super HOEro…
Her super power is having seven baby daddys and the ability to fuck up your credit.
Dear Diary, Today I tried out for “swan lake”, didn’t do too well.:O(…
Smh.
Why does it look like her ass is on her chest?…
why?
Overdressed much?
Not really sure where these 2 over dressed bitches thought they were going.
Last and probably the least…(cultured),introducing: The Family Fuck-ups,Daddy Fuckup,Momma Fuckup,and Future Fuckup….
Needless to say,with parents like that,he’s doomed. Side note* looking at the pic..that may not be his real daddy.
People always ask me “what body part do you find most appealing.?”
First guess would be a big ole ass yes? All jiggly and bouncy and shit kinda like ……
That’s a lot of ASS!!! Lawd knows I could surely punish that dunk till the cows come home.
Or could I be a breast man? Could these…
Make me say this….?
Well..to be honest probably yes,but still not my favorite. So what is it ? What part of the females body do I look at before I look at anything else?What body part ,says so much about a womans hygiene,and her self image with just one glance? What body part ,when well taken care of can make a mofo like me lose his composure and end up lookin like this..
before the night is over?
These…
Lookin like some leftover xmas candy. yum.
Keep the shoe game tight and the toe game will follow..
Peep the “black tipped” frenchie…g’head witcho bad ass.
Or this sickeningly sexy shit…..
This shit right here nigga ^^^^^ is some super sexy shit!
Man oh man I love me some suckable toes all kinds of toes in any color..I even like them pink toes like…
Or…
Yeah they long then a muhfugga ^^^ but them shits still can get dipped in some honey and sprinkled with love.Notice how all her toe is the same color and she ain’t got them dark ass toe knuckle chicks be gettin from wearin payless shoes.
I even like toes Gladiator style….
Toesuckus Maximus like a motherfucker!!
When I’m on my Lord of the Rings shit..nothing ends the day better then a hot cup of coffee,a blunt of some good,and a mouthful of …
(disclaimer: Karrie B’s toe pics were supposed to be here with the headline “Pixie toes”but for some reason wordpress is being anti-pixie at the moment) yeah I’m bummed the fuck out too cuz her toes look like a handful of skittles.*slurp*
LAST ..but lawd knows not the LEAST…
Tattoo’s and toe rings are ALWAYS a plus!! These are feet that can walk over me anyday.Just look at the pretty, perfect, and all around slurpable goodness. Bottomline..the Epitome of suckable toes.Good Goddamn!
She ain’t a bad lookin bird, too bad she bout trife as a motherfucker tho. Bitch why it look like you posing in an indoor alley? You movin out or movin in? AND judging from the cheap ass tile on the floor…PROJECTS. notice the empty box of trash bags on the floor..yet there is still a shitload of trash. I bet her cooch has a Mr. yuck sticker above it. Would you bone a bird (or dude) if you knew her house looked like this?
Because you hate your parents….
This bitch loves the lord a lil too much.
Any ink you aren’t proud of?
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