Sylvina "i'm crazier then cat shit" Beasley
A naked woman in Utah stole a car, crashed it, and hid in a bush before stealing a police car. And that’s not even the whole story.
It’s kind of a long tale, so bear with me. A guy is standing outside his car in West Valley, Utah, putting up roadside signs at around five in the morning on Tuesday. A woman pulls up next to him, and jumps out of her car. She is naked. She hops into his car and drives off. So, obviously, he gets into her car and gives chase, calling the police. She misses a turn at some point, and crashes on some property owned by a company called Alliant Technologies. MORE… source; Gawker
Sooooo Let me get this straight…This crazy bird hopped out of a perfectly operational vehicle nekkid as a new born…hopped into another dickheads car (who was posting roadside signs @ 5am in the morning) This dizzy bird then proceeds to crash …Hide…maintian her nekkidness…steal a police car…launch that sumbitch 50feet into the air…climb a barbed wire fence(naked) ouch* only to be arrested? I call BULLSHIT!..I think the fact that she accomplished all these things while being naked AND NOT sprain her pussy or at the very least perforated her uterus with barbed wire,should immediately net her a “get out of jail” free card. All that aside tho…I got some motherfuckin questions..
A) why was this jerkoff putting up road signs at that unGodly Hour..I think he kinda deserved to have his car stolen for being such a douche.
B)what combination of drugs were this bitch on? no..like seriously I wanna know because that shit must have been AWESOME…
C) what possessed her nutty ass to jump out of a car that was obviously running and steal Mr.Douchebags car. Maybe she was running out of gas? Maybe he had a newer model? OR maybe this bitch is just crazy as SHIT.
D) how they let that bitch slip through their fingers? Ok..she was nekkid…and maybe a lil bloody and may carrying AIDS some blood born pathogen…who the fuck knows..come to think of it .I wouldn’t have grabbed her nekkid bloody ass either.
E) why they aint been taze that bitch? probably because she was white they thought it would end quickly. They forgot that bitch was crazy.
F) Finally…Did her nipplers get hard when they tazed her and shit?
Beth Said:
on June 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
WTF!!!
I have nothing…
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mlmsworld Said:
on June 23, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Reminds me of those Meth commercials. This is like part 2 of the one below….
mlmsworld Said:
on June 23, 2010 at 4:58 pm
^^^^ Shyt, this should have been under TinaBaby.
Hello Kitty Slut Said:
on June 23, 2010 at 6:41 pm
LMAO!!!
Those are all very valid questions and the only one that I am going to attempt to answer is F. I think her nipples likely DID get hard and she may have even cum……..
Jahli Said:
on June 23, 2010 at 9:11 pm
A. This story is slathered in cow dung
B. There’s much more to this wacky tale (i.e. she knows dude she stole the car from and this was some type of revenge or prank
C. She needs her meds…
My answer: A