How do I know you’re an overly emotional douchebag?… because you do shit like this…

Comcast subscribers were in a for a pleasant (?) surprise when tuning into “Rock of Love” recently. An apparently bitter employee used the program’s info as an outlet for his built-up resentment toward an ex-girlfriend. (HuffPo)

Tell em why you mad son!!!….  Really dude? Is it that serious? I guess it is. Now wouldn’t it suck all ass if this bitch subscribes to Dish Network?

Smiling like he just fucked a 17 yr old boy!

Sooo…we’ve heard the recent stories of you man Katt Williams being arrested for burglary n shit. Well…as it turns out ,He is in fact innocent of burglary, HOWEVER he may be guilty of a rump raid on a 17 yr old pickle smoker.

Check out the 911 call and decide for yourself.

Seriously tho…after hearing that hilarious shit… it makes this hilarious shit make much more sense…

I am a Boy Damon!!..or am I?

Mini Katt Williams

But seriously tho…Katt…What the fuck is wrong with you dude?  I mean..I always suspected you were an undercover pickle smoker…but to be flying out lil underage boys for you own sordid pleasure? WTF?!? I bet he had that house he was leasing smelling like stale perm and fresh asshole.

Remember this shit…?

Po lil pimp pimp….

These Chicks weren't involved,which is why there was no sword play or knives thrown.

Swine flu got chicks fighting like Vikings on the goddamn subway…

If you think tensions over swine flu are exaggerated, think again.

We saw a violent altercation between two women this morning on the New York City subway because of H1N1.

The D train was traveling south from Rockefeller Center (50th Street) to Bryant Park (42nd Street) shortly after 8:00 am. One woman, perhaps 5′7″, slightly overweight and with dyed reddish blond hair, was coughing without covering her mouth. Maybe it was swine flu, maybe not.

Another woman, roughly 5′2″, stocky, with her blond hair in a slicked-back bun, was nearby, clearly displeased. She made a curt comment to the first woman, something to the effect of “you need to cover your mouth — I don’t want swine flu.”

The second woman continued to yell at the cougher, berating her until she reacted, beginning to curse back. It escalated, and the accosting woman yelled “get the conductor!”

No one got the conductor — it just seemed like a shouting match — but as the train pulled into 42nd Street, the coughing woman spit on the other, provoking what sounded like a punch from the reaction of the crowd (we didn’t directly see it). Then the cougher attempted to exit the train as the doors were open, but the second woman grabbed her by the back of the hair, violently yanking her down to the floor.

The last action happened directly in front of us. The cougher got up, yelling and cursing, but was escorted out of the train by what appeared to be a friend. Your correspondent, who had been sleepily reading about CIT’s bankruptcy filing, held the shorter woman back, who kept screaming as the second woman left the train.

Mercifully, the train doors closed, separating the two women, and continued to 34th Street.

Most passengers shook their heads at the absurdity of the situation.

But more than a few sympathized with the woman who was coughed on. “She wasn’t even covering her mouth,” said one woman. “That sh-t was going all over the train.”

Added a male witness: “I could have decked her too. That swine flu is treacherous.”

source : Business insider

Seriously tho…people are dying from swine flu n shit ..So I can see Home girl saying some shit…but for that nasty swine flu infected cow to SPIT in somebodies face and mouth? Instant ass whipping…In this day and age and under the current health crisis climate we’re forced to live under…I would say that was a fully justifiable ass whipping… I for one ,thinks she got off easy. I’m prone to over react so chances are they would have been scraping that nasty bitch off the 3rd rail. I mean..she is literally RISKING peoples lives because she was too fuckin lazy to raise her hamhock of a fist to her pudgy face to cover that disease filled dick pocket she calls a mouth.

GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!

Even idiots think these guys are idiots.

How do you spell dumb?

With a permanent black marker, according to the police chief of a small Iowa town where two men allegedly used a marker — instead of a mask or stocking — to disguise their faces before trying to break into a home.

“They were being dumb and, combine that with alcohol, and it was the perfect storm,” Carroll Police Chief Jeff Cayler told CNN.

His officers were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the suspects’ vehicle.

Inside, they found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller had described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment last Friday night before driving off.

Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, were arrested at gunpoint after officers were told they might be armed. Neither man had a weapon. McNelly and Miller were each charged with attempted second-degree burglary. Both men were released after posting bond.

“We’re very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” Cayler joked. “I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I’ve never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker.”

Cayler said police believe one of the alleged burglars targeted the home because he suspected his girlfriend had a relationship with the man who lived there.

“They probably were just not thinking straight and figured we’ll go out and scare the guy or whatever,” Cayler said.

“I’ve been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I’ve seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two — strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.” :::: source ::::

wait for it…waaaiiit fooor iiit…..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! nigga what? Now I’ve seen some dumb ass shit in my day lemme tell you…but two motherfuckers and btween the 2 NOBODY had the brains to be like “ya know somethin Joey ,maybe this isn’t the best idea we’ve had” permanent marker? marker? really dog? c’mon dog! I wish the fuck I would catch 2 white boys breakin in my shit lookin like Nipsy Russel n shit.I swear for God I’m making that blackface …blacknblueface. When you’re this stupid…Jail is probably the safest place for you.

" I wanna go to the Beach!"

So what does happen to all the poopie and waste water from all those thousands people who enjoy cruise ships?  Why,they dump it at the beach thats what!….And depending upon where you live…YOUR BEACH!

Raw sewage contains disease pathogens and toxins, impairs the respiratory functions in water life, and causes algae blooms. And cruise ships are dumping it just off shore, possibly washing up on the beach near where your family is vacationing.

Nightmare fiction? Hardly.

Though most travelers don’t know about this practice, environmentalists tell Foxnews.com this kind of wastewater dumping is all too common for the cruise industry: Federal lawsuits have been filed against the cruise ship companies. The U.S. Coast Guard and Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) have cracked down on the firms. For years, legislators have tried to get a new bill passed which would reign in the hazardous practices. Indeed, one proposed by Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) and Rep. Sam Farr (D-Calif.) was introduced just days ago.

According to the Environmental Protection Agency, the cruise industry has grown at double the rate of the rest of the travel industry. The average cruise ship has the capacity for as many as 7,000 passengers and crew members; the boats are floating cities, with restaurants, hair salons, dry cleaners and entertainment venues.

During a typical week, EPA says, a cruise ship with 3,000 passengers can generate 200,000 gallons of waste and sewage and 1 million gallons of gray water from showers and drains. 0_O  ::: source :::

The term “poop deck” has NEVER been funnier to me then it is right now. Can you imagine being on vacation with your family in Hawaii and your kid comes running to you with a snicker bar in his hand he found in the water..only to realize it’s not a snicker bar but a big ass dookie turd? Like seriously how is this shit(pun intended) legal? wouldn’t it make more sense to dump that shit into the open ocean? Or would that bring all the nut bags from PETA and the like,out of the woodwork? Ever notice how Peta will fight for the rights on roaches n shit…but cruise ships dropping corn filled logs of doo doo on human inhabited beaches doesn’t even get those tree hugging stoners out of bed. With that said..I leave u with this gem…

"shittin all up on your beach ..bitches"

Raaawr!!! Ice Skating is for Bitches not Bears!!

An ice-skating bear with a visiting Russian circus turned on its trainers on Wednesday, killing the circus director and seriously wounding another man during a rehearsal in the Central Asian country of Kyrgyzstan.

Gayest bear EVER!

Kurmangazy Isanayev, the director of the arena in the Kyrgyz capital of Bishkek, said workers with the visiting Russian troupe managed to drag the two men away from the bear and closed the exits until rescue workers arrived.

Police shot the bear dead, Isanayev said.

The circus’s 25-year-old director, Dmitry Potapov, was reportedly dragged across the ice rink during the rehearsal by the bear before a 29-year-old employee attempted a rescue and was also seriously hurt, according to reports from news agencies RIA Novosti and Agence-France Presse.

The incident was not the first time a visiting Russian bear has been involved in a deadly attack in Kyrgyzstan.

In 2002 a bear on loan to the Bishkek city zoo attacked and killed a small child who had reached out to pet it. The animal’s aggressive behaviour in that incident was blamed on malnourishment.

Bears trained to perform on ice skates have been a staple of Russian circus troupes, with some, in a standard stunt, also equipped with hockey equipment, including helmets and sticks.

::: SOURCE :::

When the fuck are people goin to learn ..WILD ANIMALS DO WILD SHIT!

Like seriously, you force a big ass bear to put on some gay ass ice skates and not expect that bear to “go all bear” on your ass? You deserve everything you get…including getting your ass eaten out by yogi on crystal meth. It’s not like it’s a secret, every year countless people are getting their nipple bitten off by pet ferrets and shit, But you wanna take your chances with a big ass bear? really? Now you know cuz u dead.

A former Johnson County coach pleaded guilty today to one count of producing child pornography.

Michael T. Cowley, a 38-year-old Shawnee man, admitted that he posed as a 19-year-old girl named “Ashley” on Facebook and traded a photo of a naked girl that he found on the Internet to young boys in exchange for nude photos of the boys. Oh, and he tried to convince them to engage “in sexual activities,” too.

Prosecutors say Cowley was an employee of the Olathe School District, teaching a computer class at Brentwood Elementary School in Overland Park. He also coached boys’ baseball and basketball teams and drove a bus for the California Trail Junior High in Olathe.

Cowley also worked at the Jewish Community Center, directing a summer sports camp for first through sixth graders (boys and girls).

In February, the Johnson County Sheriff’s Office received a tip that a 13-year-old boy in Battle Ground, Washington, had traded nude photos with a Facebook user who claimed to be a 19-year-old girl named “Ashley” in Overland Park, Kansas. A total of 11 children reported to police that they received nude photos of “Ashley” — and seven boys told police that they sent nude photos of themselves to “Ashley.”

Prosecutors say “Ashley” had 696 friends on Facebook, and among them were children from sports teams coached by Cowley. Investigators traced the account back to Cowley through Internet accounts. A search of Cowley’s home turned up nude photos of boys and girls as well as photos of minors engaged in sexual acts.

Cowley’s sentencing is scheduled for January 11, 2010. He faces between 15 and 30 years in federal prison. ::: SOURCE:::

Pornographiliac says: < look at his name! He can’t be serious.

Gimmie a break! Was there really a crime committed here? Was anyone harmed? The answer to both of those questions is “No” and law enforcement should be ashamed for wasting our tax dollars on this silliness. This guy didn’t take these pictures or force anyone to send them to him. He tricked them into sending pics, but was anyone harmed? If “19 year-old Ashley” was a real person would she be prosecuted this severely? I doubt it, so why bother prosecuting this guy?  <<This guy is really gunning for douchebag of the fuckin year…That is of course if this simple-minded heartless son of a bitch dies or suddenly gets a clue….

typical overreaction says:

Typical overreaction. People have been impersonating other genders online for over a decade. It’s not that big a deal and CERTAINLY NOT worth jailing someone for 15-30 years. Um, current rate for housing a prisoner is $30K per year, so taxpayers are going to pay between $450,000 and $1,000,000 to punish someone for receiving photos of boys? WTF? What about all of the other people that the boys probably also sent photos to? Jail them to. c’mon… < I’d like to be the first to volunteer to kick this monkey in the nuts.

And this weeks “Bad Mother Fucker” award goes to…Andre ‘ Bamberski

(Newser) – A French man has been arrested after the German convicted of killing his daughter was found bound, gagged, and dumped in front of a French courthouse. Cardiologist Dieter Krombach was found guilty in absentia by a French court for killing 14-year-old Kalinka Bamberski in 1982, but German authorities refused to hand him over because a court there ruled the cause of the girl’s death was unknown.

The girl’s father, André Bamberski, had long campaigned for Krombach’s extradition, claiming the physician injected his daughter with a toxic substance in an attempt to rape her. Krombach was later convicted of sexually assaulting another female patient and barred from practicing medicine. Bamberski has been released on bail while authorities investigate the kidnapping, while Krombach remains in French custody and is likely to face a new trial.

—Rob Quin :::: source::::

Can i just go on the record as saying “he’s a better man then me”? No doubt given the chance I would have Kilt (thats right KILT) Krombachs ass. Who needs rope and  police when you have duct tape and  pitbull? Lord knows They would be charging the shit outta me for slicing and dicing that monkey motherfucker and mailing his ass all over the world. When Fedex and UPS have to be called in to help put a motherfucker back together, you know a motherfucker pissed me off to the highest of PISStivity. What would you do?

Dear iPhone and Blackberry owners do us a favor and ….

Sincerely,

The rest of us.

What the fuck is it about in iphone or a blackberry that makes it’s users such fuckin douche bags? I can’t go one day without some ass hat going on and on about his precious iphone or doucheberry…Hey,Fuckhead…it’s a phone. Some of you who own one (God forbid both) of these phones may be saying to yourself  “hey I have a _______ but I’m not a douche bag” Trust me my vinegar and watery friend,you’re a fucking douche bag. For example; If you’ve ever referred to your phone as anything other then a phone ie; “ I left my iphone/blackberry in the house” ..Bitch!…it’s a phone..and you’re a douche. Ask an iphone owner why they have an iphone and most will say ..”dude,look at all the apps”…fuck your apps..how many grown ass men you know walk around making their cellphone make fart noises? me either..but there’s an app for that. Ever felt the need to just zip and unzip shit like some fuckin idiot with OCD? Most normal people don’t..but guess what ?  There’s an app for that. The thing I hate about thses phone is their “cultish” following…like each Blackberry or iphone comes with a purple pack of cyanide laced Kool-aid. “Apple products are sooo reliable” they say. Really? Reliable you say? Like that 45 min battery life? yeah that’s some reliable shit. Or reliability like… that motherfucker blowing up on you when you charge it? The only thing you can rely on is…a house fire,and you becoming a douche bag. There are more then ten pages of “iphone fix” topics on Google..That’s pretty reliable. And..does someone wanna explain to me why the user agreement for the iphone is 156 pages long? has anyone ever read the whole thing? probably not because I’m sure somewhere in there it states by using said device you sell your soul to Steve jobs and you relinquish your right to NOT be a douche.

Iphone accesories

What I absolutely hate about Blackberry is the sheer unnecessary complexity of it all. Most Blackberry owners use their phones for 2 things…Phone calls and BBM (Blackberry Mobile) BBM by the way is about as douche as you can get as far as phones are concerned…you really need your own special messenging service through a Blackberry server? Didn’t think so…fuck you . I hope you lose your phone…I mean Blackberry. With that being said…I leave you with this Gem… Douche Bags.

Who doesn’t know about my foot fetish?..But this isn’t about me (this time)….Weird or sexy? you tell me.

By: Julian Hakes

If you look closely you can see where there is support for the ball of the foot and the heel. Obviously not for chicks with cankles.

Unknown Designer

High chairs or bar stools? either way…dangerously sexy.

By: Dior

very…very…sexy.

By:  Maki Aminaka and Marcus Wilmont

Sole-less shoes? I dunno about that one.

By: Catherine Meuter

paper Origami shoes are sexy…till it rains.

The Most awesomest skripper shoes ever!!!

By: Marc Jacobs

Inverted heel…seeing these on a chick after a Saturday of drinking would Totally make me dizzy.

Thanks to Wilfredo for sending this in.