MIDGETS FOR HIRE!!

Are you a MIDGET,DWARF,or just an abnormally short fucker? If so I have a unique job opportunity for you. We here @ THE MADHOUSE are sensitive to the hardships of being vertically challenged. We have assembled some of the best fourth rate specialists we could find to form a think tank,to decide how better to serve our citizens of less then normal stature.After minutes of deep deliberation we have decided the service industry would be best suited for our”smallest of Americans”.

Specifically in the area’s of food service i;e Gala’s,Fundraisers and private events,And the medical field.Because of your height you are perfectly suited to wear one of our newly designed snack and condiment hats. Designed with the service midget in mind ,these hats contain compartments perfect for dispensing peanuts,pretzels,etc. leaving your little pudgy midgets hands free to polish belt buckles or whatever supplemental services u may provide. Maybe even full blown entertainment services for people who are trying to cut down celebrity consumption.

Of course they will always come conveniently packaged.

As a service midget you will be uniquely qualified the the health care industry as a cost efficient and more hygienic replacement for “helper monkeys” commonly used to assist quadriplegics. In addition to those in wheelchairs you can also be of assistance to the blind as “seeing eye” midgets. As a Madhouse helper midget you will be equipped with all the things you need to get the job done.(step ladders,rope,and arm extensions). Put your abnormality to good use besides being an extra in a Hollywood movie staring midgets in monkey suits. VIVE LA MIDGETS…VIVE LOS FUN SIZED HOMBRES.!!!


16 Comments »

  1. Jaila Said:

    LMAO

    U

    aint

    SHIT!!!

    Midgets in a jar min? DAMN!!!

  2. tiff Said:

    LMAO, MINI WTF…. AWW MAN NOW U DEF DUN WENT CRAZY, U GOT THESE PPL IN A JAR….. MADHOUSE EMPLOYEE’S AN SHIT! I LOVED IT, LOL!

  3. You know you wrong for that don’t you?

  4. MisStory Said:

    Ooh wee, I can’t stand you for this, midgets in a jar, damn Min, just damn. And I really don’t like the fact that you’re discriminating against the “regulars”, shit you ain’t nevah posted a help wanted ad for a normal height, dick loving woman, trust me I would’ve called, emailed, faxed, snail-mailed that ass if I had to. Get on it Min, ya slacking.

  5. minista Said:

    Little fun sized fuckers been gettin “short” changed for years..it’s time somebody showed em some love.

  6. Shannon Said:

    U r so crazy. Let me know how much u end up getting sued for. LOL.

  7. Q Said:

    GAAAHH them fucking things freak me the fuck out, like running screaming and shit, if I see one of em come running extra wobblitty-quick

    Oh Lawd forgive me!

  8. MisStory Said:

    Alls I wanna know is wtf is that on ole chicks tiddies in that pic up top. I don’t want to say what I think it is, but knowing you, my assumptions are probably correct.

  9. minista Said:

    Yup…it is.

  10. MisStory Said:

    So ummm if I let you put some of THAT on my tiddies, promise me you won’t light that shit up til after the photo shoot is done. I don’t think I can fathom being nipple-less.

  11. minista Said:

    Intriguing thought..lemme ponder that one over a shot of cabo wabo and a spliff.

  12. Qucifer Said:

    HA! MisStory That BE how QQ rolls, a whole bunch of titty for no discernible reason… yeap

  13. minista Said:

    very nice boobies@ that …Q

  14. MisStory Said:

    Indeed Q, those are some bad mofos, the ganja just adds on to the loveliness.

  15. minista Said:

    sooo Miss…..photo shoot? wanna be my new header? I have some other ideas.

  16. chocl8t Said:

    I. HATE/HEART YOUUUUUUUU!!! LMAO!!!


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