THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING….

I HEAR THEY SELLING THESE NIFTY LITTLE DEVICES @SHARPER IMAGE….

THIS, MY FRIENDS ,IS TRULY THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING IF ANY OF YOU FUCKERS WANNA GET ME A LATE FATHERS DAY GIFT…THIS IS WHAT I WANT..KEEP UR BULLSHIT TIES AND UR GAY ASS CUFFLINKS…GET ME ONE OF THESE JOINTS WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF AA BATTERIES.

9 Comments »

  1. jaila Said:

    I’m trippin that it has a “leave” button. Can I have the female version please?

  2. minista Said:

    I’m almost sure they don’t make em for chicks ..*thank God*

  3. Kay Kay Said:

    What? No lapdance button?

  4. minista Said:

    This is clearly a prototype @ Kay Kay.

  5. jaila Said:

    Im going in the lab to get started on the female version myself then.

  6. minista Said:

    Watch the female version have waaay too many buttons.And for 4 days a month ur gonna have to guess what some of the buttons do.

  7. jaila Said:

    our remote will be simple. It will have just a few buttons. Kill Bugs, Take out the trash, cut the grass, fuck, fuck harder, fuck longer. A dick plus/minus button, a fix shit button and a wash my car button.

    and a poof button for those 4 days you spoke about.

  8. Kay Kay Said:

    I’ma need a “fill my car with gas” button too. Maybe we better design some interchangeable face plates, that shyt is gonna need to be upgraded constantly.

  9. Shyd as long as they make a pink one, I’m buying that shyt.


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