Archive for April, 2009

The small details that F@%k a picture up.

You know how you see what appears to be an innocent picture? look closer..the devil is truly in the details.

I see ghost peckers!

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He ain’t the only one enjoying a nice long inhale.

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This was almost cute.

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Make room for puppies…

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Mother of the year!

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Because Floridians need to be told the obvious.

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Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals

The Associated Press

Having sex with animals could soon be outlawed in Florida.

The Senate unanimously passed a bill (SB 448) Tuesday that would make it a third degree felony for anyone to have sex with an animal. A similar bill in the House has not been debated on the floor.

Florida is one of 16 states without a law banning bestiality.

The bill sponsored by Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, D-Weston, would make the offense a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison. The Florida law would not apply to veterinary practices.

According to the national Humane Society, several studies highlight a link between sexual assault of animals and sex crimes against humans.

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*blink*

Considering laws are made out of necessity,I’m wondering.. exactly how many redneck swamp dwelling Floridians they actually caught trying to rassle up some gator cooch? Its common knowledge Florida is pretty fuckered up, but to have to be told NOT to fuck animals…FAIL of Epic proportions.

Florida

Mississippi

Missouri

Texas

Louisiana

You have been officially served eviction papers…pack your shit…you are no longer welcome here!!!

Missin me?

Just so u fuckers know…I’m still on vacation…be back next week with more deep insight and wild fuckery!

Big Daddy Kane WTF dude?!?!

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Nigga what? damn Kane..sooo not a good look. I mean..i ain’t tryna start no rumors but you better believe this is how rumors start.

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Friday funny.

Thank God They were on solid ground!

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I CAN’T say shit. U caption it.

Sure this isn’t for Micheal Steele?

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Ok..So one of my best friends’ family owns a pretty big (black owned) printing company.Occasionally he comes across examples of sheer niggerdom and absolute fuckery. For instance..this bullshit right here…..

The actual email as it was sent to me:

I’m working on this funeral program this morning and this is a direct quote from the obituary:

He received his education at Mayo High School in Darlington, South Carolina. Later, he performed in a minstrel show with his twin brother known as “The Big Time Revue.” Together they appeared as the “Nit Wit Brothers. ” An acrobatic act which also featured the late Sammy Davis Jr.
So like..this dude HAS to be atleast related to Mike Steele because that kind of coonery is passed down from generation to generation.I wonder if national geographic is goin to be at the funeral ,because there can’t be many pure bred nigger ass niggers left…it can’t be.

No skin flicks @ the University

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COLLEGE PARK, Md. – A controversial XXX-rated porn film set to be screened at the University of Maryland this weekend is off the table. This after State Senator Andy Harris (R) Baltimore County threatened to pull state funding unless the school backed down.

The university canceled the showing saying it had hoped to engage students in a dialogue about pornography and making choices. Harris then pulled the amendment. Still the university says it hopes to revisit the issue just in a different way.

The film’s distribution company is offering the $10 million flick to schools across the country for free. SOURCE

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!

Penis-less Orgasm…Pure selfishness

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EVEN in a culture in which sex toys are a booming business and Oprah Winfrey discusses living your best life in the bedroom, a coed live-in commune dedicated to the female orgasm hovers at the extremes.

The founder of the One Taste Urban Retreat Center, Nicole Daedone, sees herself as leading “the slow-sex movement,” one that places a near-exclusive emphasis on women’s pleasure — in which love, romance and even flirtation are not required.

“In our culture, admitting our bodies matter is almost an admission of failure,” said Ms. Daedone, 41, who can quote the poet Mary Oliver and speak wryly on the intricacies of women’s anatomy with equal aplomb. “I don’t think women will really experience freedom until they own their sexuality.”

A core of 38 men and women — their average age the late 20s — live full time in the retreat center, a shabby-chic loft building in the South of Market district. They prepare meals together, practice yoga and mindfulness meditation and lead workshops in communication for outside groups as large as 60.

But the heart of the group’s activity, listed cryptically on its Web site’s calendar as “morning practice,” is closed to all but the residents.

At 7 a.m. each day, as the rest of America is eating Cheerios or trying to face gridlock without hyperventilating, about a dozen women, naked from the waist down, lie with eyes closed in a velvet-curtained room, while clothed men huddle over them, stroking them in a ritual known as orgasmic meditation — “OMing,” for short. The couples, who may or may not be romantically involved, call one another “research partners.” FULL STORY HERE

Soo..lemme get this shit straight…U got a bunch of dudes standing around feeding grapes and shit to a bunch of horny pre and post-orgasmic birds,and the dudes can’t bang out nan nuthin? really? seriously? I wanna meet the selfish bird who even conceptualized this abomination of all things JIBTASTIC. She is one hell of a salesman to convince  some dudes to ride on that crazy train. I mean what did she say to the dipshits? ” Hey sexy..wanna join my sexual commune? It’s chock full of hot chicks who spend their days achieving orgasm. one catch tho..you have to keep your clothes one and never physically touch any of them.” This bitch is bout crazy as cat shit. U mean I can’t even drop a dollar in her toga bitch? Oh the Humanity!!