Penis-less Orgasm…Pure selfishness

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EVEN in a culture in which sex toys are a booming business and Oprah Winfrey discusses living your best life in the bedroom, a coed live-in commune dedicated to the female orgasm hovers at the extremes.

The founder of the One Taste Urban Retreat Center, Nicole Daedone, sees herself as leading “the slow-sex movement,” one that places a near-exclusive emphasis on women’s pleasure — in which love, romance and even flirtation are not required.

“In our culture, admitting our bodies matter is almost an admission of failure,” said Ms. Daedone, 41, who can quote the poet Mary Oliver and speak wryly on the intricacies of women’s anatomy with equal aplomb. “I don’t think women will really experience freedom until they own their sexuality.”

A core of 38 men and women — their average age the late 20s — live full time in the retreat center, a shabby-chic loft building in the South of Market district. They prepare meals together, practice yoga and mindfulness meditation and lead workshops in communication for outside groups as large as 60.

But the heart of the group’s activity, listed cryptically on its Web site’s calendar as “morning practice,” is closed to all but the residents.

At 7 a.m. each day, as the rest of America is eating Cheerios or trying to face gridlock without hyperventilating, about a dozen women, naked from the waist down, lie with eyes closed in a velvet-curtained room, while clothed men huddle over them, stroking them in a ritual known as orgasmic meditation — “OMing,” for short. The couples, who may or may not be romantically involved, call one another “research partners.” FULL STORY HERE

Soo..lemme get this shit straight…U got a bunch of dudes standing around feeding grapes and shit to a bunch of horny pre and post-orgasmic birds,and the dudes can’t bang out nan nuthin? really? seriously? I wanna meet the selfish bird who even conceptualized this abomination of all things JIBTASTIC. She is one hell of a salesman to convince  some dudes to ride on that crazy train. I mean what did she say to the dipshits? ” Hey sexy..wanna join my sexual commune? It’s chock full of hot chicks who spend their days achieving orgasm. one catch tho..you have to keep your clothes one and never physically touch any of them.” This bitch is bout crazy as cat shit. U mean I can’t even drop a dollar in her toga bitch? Oh the Humanity!!

43 Comments »

  1. Bella Said:

    i aint EVEN tryina hear that shit. if i get an invitation, ima rip it up and go hop on some penis. fuck she talkin bout? unacceptable.

  2. minista Said:

    Yeah that bitch is IN and OUTsane.

  3. Ms.K Said:

    Sounds pretty stupid to me. Like some shit that would have been featured on REAL SEX. Now I have no problem with a woman getting hers. My problem is with it not being mutual. Why can’t everyone come? Like seriously.

  4. minista Said:

    They better not let me in..cuz I would tug one off and hose down the whole circle.then wipe Stanley off on them purdy velvet curtains.

  5. jaila Said:

    lol i see that u are clearly troubled by this and it makes me laugh

    • minista Said:

      Cuz you know like I know…thats some ol bullshit.

  6. london Said:

    wtf?? the women are crazy too..
    only naked from the waist down?? if you gonna do it do it properly and appreciate the la las…
    if i wanted to lie down blindfolded and be groped to the big o by lots of men.. the la las have to be in the mix…
    ms deadone (misspell intentional) needs to rethink her femicentric shyt..

  7. Wilfredo Said:

    HOW STUPID DO THEY THINK WE ARE?!?
    Ah, who am I kidding? There’s a sucker born every minute, and not even the good kind! You know there are men who would participate in this atrocity against nature, and I bet most of them are Californians, too! Yeah, I said it!
    london? Each day I love you more.

  8. Wilfredo Said:

    I have a good mind to take El Guapo over there to stir things up!

  9. Ms.K Said:

    lmao wow!

  10. minista Said:

    ::grabbing London’s La la’s::

  11. tightie Said:

    My favorite is going up the ass!!

    http://tightie.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/in_the_ass/

    check it!

  12. Slaus Said:

    I just wanna beat these bitches with a butter churn. And I do mean bitch in the most offensive ways

  13. MsLizziA Said:

    WTF??! Man she really found some suckers…. who n the hell thought up this concept…WOW

  14. MsLizziA Said:

    LMAO@ SLAUS!!

  15. minista Said:

    Lmmfao@Slaus make sure the butter churn is empty…last thing these selfish whores need is lubrication.

    side note* I visited tightie’s blog…..awkwaaaaaard.

  16. MsLizziA Said:

    side note* I visited tightie’s blog…..awkwaaaaaard. EXCUSE ME???

  17. MsLizziA Said:

    I have read Erotica n im here to say that that is not Erotica

  18. minista Said:

    this shit right chea! http://tightie.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/in_the_ass/ be warned.

  19. minista Said:

    That there is a sick ass white boy who wants the world to know his wife likes buttfucking and he likes to watch his wife be buttfucked by other dudes…how romantic.

  20. MsLizziA Said:

    Yea i know what u talkn bout Min. I read it okay.. No thanks i don’t want a double serving

  21. Wilfredo Said:

    I wonder if Tightie has that on streaming video. Thanks to Slaus, I have a title, okay, ready? Churning Butt–
    Genius, I say!

  22. Wilfredo Said:

    Lizzia, you’re right. That certainly isn’t Erotica, LOL!

  23. minista Said:

    Uh…WIL…I didn’t imagine u would be the very FIRST person I have to escort up out this bitch. Pack ur shit buddy…lets go.

  24. chocl8t Said:

    Stimulation without penetration is akin to taxation without representation! Wrong on all counts! EPIC FAIL!!!

  25. chocl8t Said:

    I’ve gotta question though…Is that Wil in his avatar? Ay Caramba!!!

    • minista Said:

      yeah thats him I imagine looking like an intelligent penis.

  26. Wilfredo Said:

    Min, with my metaphorical hat in hand, I apologize for that awful, awful comment. Porn titles are a weakness for me, and I really am terrible at making them up. Again, I humbly apologize.
    I had no idea there was such a thing as an intelligent penis. I’m convinced mine ate lead paint chips as a child.
    Choc, they really should amend that to the Constitution. I’m really hoping that was a good “Ay Caramba.” Heh-heh.

  27. minista Said:

    *dyin* @ paint chips

  28. Ms.K Said:

    hey who are all these folks taking up all the damn space n shit!

  29. Bella Said:

    whyyyy did i click on tightie’s link? lmfao and i thought i was bad. shhheeeittt.

  30. minista Said:

    Tightie needs therapy…no seriously.

  31. TinaBaby Said:

    This is some Jim Jones type shit. Just watch one day they’re going to come, drink some poison Kool-Aid, kill themselves and wait to hop a rid on Haley’s Comet.

    Also, I think Fill My Butt needs to be tightie’s theme song.

  32. minista Said:

    Hahahahaha No bullshit..bet them bitches one meditation away from jumpin off a fuckin bridge..thats assuming those dudes ain’t gonna go bat shit crazy and rape all them bitches before he sets the building on fire.

  33. What’s the big deal? Orgasmic Meditation sounds like loads of fun to me! Think of all the men that easily reach orgasm, compared to the scores of women that never have them. See – there’s balance in the universe.

    And my oh my oh my – me and Tightie can be friends ….

    • minista Said:

      Blah blah blah…still some ole bullshit. They can get all orgasmic with one another but i’ll be damned if i’m gonna sit by and see men be treated as mere objects and not say ANYTHING.

  34. dude Said:

    dudes, this is a scam to make money. how? they tell the ladies its all about them, to try and lure in some young ladies to join. they slowly shape these girls, into a type of sex working girl.

    then they charge the horny guys to join. they charge them thousands.
    they do more than this, later on they get into full-orgies and sex-parties. this is just for the media, about the female orgasm stuff.

    those girls are just used as bait, to being in the big dollars. guess who is the pimp?
    also, they are doing some heavy cult stuff on these people. search the internet for…

    onetaste cult

    • minista Said:

      Never even considered that @ Dude …Thanks for the insight.

  35. Epitome Said:

    Wait, wait, wait…you mean to tell me…a logical thinking individual…that I am supposed to go on a retreat, live with a bunch of non dick getting women and probably pay to get felt up by a dude so I can get my rocks off?

    Um no thank you. I can molest myself for free gat dayum it! And quite frankly what’s the point of starting up the grill if you ain’t gonna put no meat on it?

  36. Epitome Said:

    *takes bow*

    We see eye to eye you and me @minista


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