Because Floridians need to be told the obvious.

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Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals

The Associated Press

Having sex with animals could soon be outlawed in Florida.

The Senate unanimously passed a bill (SB 448) Tuesday that would make it a third degree felony for anyone to have sex with an animal. A similar bill in the House has not been debated on the floor.

Florida is one of 16 states without a law banning bestiality.

The bill sponsored by Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, D-Weston, would make the offense a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison. The Florida law would not apply to veterinary practices.

According to the national Humane Society, several studies highlight a link between sexual assault of animals and sex crimes against humans.

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*blink*

Considering laws are made out of necessity,I’m wondering.. exactly how many redneck swamp dwelling Floridians they actually caught trying to rassle up some gator cooch? Its common knowledge Florida is pretty fuckered up, but to have to be told NOT to fuck animals…FAIL of Epic proportions.

Florida

Mississippi

Missouri

Texas

Louisiana

You have been officially served eviction papers…pack your shit…you are no longer welcome here!!!

8 Comments »

  1. Ms.K Said:

    Lmao wow.

  2. yeahisaiditworld Said:

    I don’t even know why I showed up. I never learn!

  3. Bella Said:

    motherrrrfuckerrrr!! u got a masturbating monkey up in this bitch?

    bravo.

    i dont even know what to say about anything else except its a damn shame this even needs to be a law ANYWHERE. like shouldnt people just naturally NOT be attracted to animals?

    random disturbing recollection: my friend somehow obtained a porno which contained a horse tied up to a tree in the forest while some naked bitch bent her ass up under there and got fucked DOGGYstyle by a HORSE!! it also featured a bitch on an armadillo farm, sitting on a tree stump allowing someone to sprinkle oats on her pussy n let an armadillo flicker it off w/ its tongue. i was paralyzed with confusion and disgust. and my pussy about disappeared into thin air like it didnt want to exist anymore after seeing such a sight.

  4. Bella Said:

    ARMA-DILLOS.

  5. Epitome Said:

    DEAD @ armadillos…what the fuck kinda friends you got? I mean if I had come across a movie that featured the above…I would have burned that bitch. And then took a shower all ‘crying game’ style.

  6. londonbackinlondon Said:

    now i thought laws were biblical in origin.. and am sure there must be a commandment that says.. thou shalt not fucketh critters…
    you know when the almighty was watching all those wanderers in the deserts he must have feared for his creatures…
    he must have said *insert thunder* ‘now boys.. don’t be fvckin the livestock.. that is your food… and it is naaasty”
    *almighty disappearing back into his burning bush*
    ”and just so y’all know i am serious – anyone who flouts these laws will get a virus/flu…”

    • minista Said:

      *dyin* @ “thou shalt not fucketh critters”…::why lawd why?::


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