Snake on a plane

..And for this weeks episode of “please don’t be black ..please don’t be black”………

motherfuckin snakesLife Imitates art….

snake on a plane

A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant’s efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him, authorities said Wednesday.

Keith Wright, 50, of the Bronx in New York, was taken into custody after he disrobed while sitting in his seat inthe back of Flight 705 on Tuesday evening, authorities said. The plane was carrying about 148 passengers fromCharlotte to Los Angeles, the airline said.

Wright was unresponsive when a flight attendant asked him to put his clothes back on, said Dan Jiron, aspokesman for the Albuquerque airport. “She asked him on more than one occasion to put on his clothes. Shecovered him with a blanket and he took that off,” Jiron said.

Wright punched and kicked the flight attendant, who asked two off-duty law officers for help, according to acriminal complaint.

A Los Angeles police officer and sheriff’s deputy helped the flight attendant subdue and handcuff Wright beforethe flight landed, Jiron said. <source>

Darius Chappille exposed himself to a female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face when she screamed. He then removed all his clothes and proceeded to walk up and down the aisle naked.<source>

old shame bitch

Imagine this shit…you’re on a flight from Oakland to see your boo in St.Louis, you’ve just gotten settled,you put in the headphones to watch the in-flight movie,and just as you pop open your complimentary peanuts,The big jackass next to you decides he wants to pop his nuts too,all up and down the motherfuckin cabin of the plane!!  Only after punching you in your fuckin face. So now you’re sitting there with a puffy lip and an eye full off ding-a-ling. While this big bastard ,butt ass nekkid runnin around just floppin dick on peoples shoulders and shit. I want my goddamn money back. Nobody told me my seat came with a side of crazy dick.…….AND He’s black. Damn.

4 Comments »

  1. Wilfredo Said:

    Is it possible that his blood sugar was low?

    BTW, there was nothing on this post that was unfunny.

  2. Ms.K Said:

    Lmao don’t blame this shit on his blood sugar! I’ve never gotten naked because my sugar was low wolfie!lol

  3. Minista Said:

    @wolfie….only thing that was low on that dude..was his balls and his IQ

  4. dzam fam Said:

    man, what a ding-a-ling…..


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