Too high to drive? ask your 6 yr old…

StonedMonkey
Stoned monkey says “this bitch is making me look bad!”

dumb high hoe

A Coatesville, Pennsylvania mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because “[mom] was sleepy” after smoking “that stinky stuff,” according to police.

The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. After police saw the child driving a Dodge Durango station wagon at South Fourth Avenue and Walnut Street.

Officer Robert Keetch said he had to do a double take after seeing the little girl driving.

“There were two white knuckles and a little head popping over the steering wheel,” he said.

The woman was sitting in the passenger seat, laughing, when a patrol officer pulled her over, said police.

The mother told the Officer Keetch that she was teaching her daughter how to drive.

“Mom made me drive because she was sleepy,” the girl told police.

Then police say the aunt asked her niece, “Was your mom smoking that stinky stuff again?” The girl replied “yes,” say police.

The woman is being held in Chester County Prison on child endangerment, corruption of a minor and reckless endangerment charges.

She will not be charged with driving under the influence because she was not the person driving the car. <<source>>

Whaaaaaaaat?!?!  So this old leather Jesus sandal faced bitch was smokin that sticky icky and got too high to drive?

I demand a motherfuckin urinalysis !! I’ve been smoking for quite some time and um…yeah I’ve NEVER been so fuckin stoned that I had to ask my kid to drive. That sounds suspiciously like a heroin high.

Why is this smoking ANYTHING in front of her kid?

Why does she look like Beastman from the old he-man cartoons?

More importantly since she really does look like Beastman…why does she EVEN have a kid?

7 Comments »

  1. A little more hair and that bitch could pass herself off as chewy…like someone rolled their car over a pile of elephant shit..pure fuckery indeed

  2. Jhazzai Said:

    How shyddy!

    • minista Said:

      Whats shitty is the fact that this bitch tryna give the Blessed herb a bad name.

  3. london Said:

    *howling with laughter*…. so serious it is funny…..
    hope the kid has been taken off her…

  4. Blu-Berries Said:

    If FLava-Flav can have kids this trick can too… And if it was strictly weed she was smoking Id like to know her supplier

    • minista Said:

      Blu..first off …WELCOME!! …but um..yeah I really need to know where she buys her shit because..That shit right there nigga…is called “baby take the wheel”


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