Don’t be a PotHead..like this asshole.

You’ve proven yourself to be a true…

NOW…

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LEBANON, Pa. – Police in central Pennsylvania say they’ve nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Police said the officer peeled the bag off Lopez’s forehead and placed him under arrest. He has been charged with drug possession. Police do not know whether Lopez has an attorney.

Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs. < Associated press >

Is Mercury in retrograde or some shit? Fuck is going on with all these dumb as dog shit mofo’s this week? There isn’t a whole lot of commentary I can add to this because at some point it goes beyond funny to …sad. Why? …because chances are..if he hasn’t already, he’s gonna knock up some poor impoverished bird with low self esteem and even lower expectations..AND the LAST thing he needs, is to be responsible for another life.Then again…what are the chances he’s actually the type of cat to actually stuck around to raise his kid.?

7 Comments »

  1. In answer to the last question there: slim to none.

    This dude gets douchenozzle of the week.

    Wow.

    *shakes head*

    • minista Said:

      Yup…what shall be his reward?I mean besides jail?

  2. DSP Said:

    LMAO!!! ive shown up to work with dutches in my bag. one time i opened up my sunglasses case and there was a roach in there and people kept saying my shades smelled like weed!! Hey, it happens to the best of us (pot heads)> After a long night of sex, i woke up with an entire blunt on my ass! LMAO!!! hilarious. and yes, he’s foolish!
    dsp

    • minista Said:

      DSP… um…uh… I got nothin..

    • minista Said:

      The worse that ever happened to me was… I was in line at the bank ad the teller leaned over real close to the window…I thought she was tryna flirt..she was like “scuse me sir…you got some weed crumbs on your shirt”. man was I semi-embarrassed.

      • Wilfredo Said:

        Semi, huh?

  3. Wilfredo Said:

    I was going to comment something about legalizing it, but dsp’s remark just blew my concentration. How does something like that happen anyway?


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