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chunky monkeysBetween the 4 of theses hoes…I challenge you to find me a neck. Seriously tho…the chick on the left look like the rest of these bitches been snacking on her feet.

Snake on a plane

..And for this weeks episode of “please don’t be black ..please don’t be black”………

motherfuckin snakesLife Imitates art….

snake on a plane

A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant’s efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him, authorities said Wednesday.

Keith Wright, 50, of the Bronx in New York, was taken into custody after he disrobed while sitting in his seat inthe back of Flight 705 on Tuesday evening, authorities said. The plane was carrying about 148 passengers fromCharlotte to Los Angeles, the airline said.

Wright was unresponsive when a flight attendant asked him to put his clothes back on, said Dan Jiron, aspokesman for the Albuquerque airport. “She asked him on more than one occasion to put on his clothes. Shecovered him with a blanket and he took that off,” Jiron said.

Wright punched and kicked the flight attendant, who asked two off-duty law officers for help, according to acriminal complaint.

A Los Angeles police officer and sheriff’s deputy helped the flight attendant subdue and handcuff Wright beforethe flight landed, Jiron said. <source>

Darius Chappille exposed himself to a female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face when she screamed. He then removed all his clothes and proceeded to walk up and down the aisle naked.<source>

old shame bitch

Imagine this shit…you’re on a flight from Oakland to see your boo in St.Louis, you’ve just gotten settled,you put in the headphones to watch the in-flight movie,and just as you pop open your complimentary peanuts,The big jackass next to you decides he wants to pop his nuts too,all up and down the motherfuckin cabin of the plane!!  Only after punching you in your fuckin face. So now you’re sitting there with a puffy lip and an eye full off ding-a-ling. While this big bastard ,butt ass nekkid runnin around just floppin dick on peoples shoulders and shit. I want my goddamn money back. Nobody told me my seat came with a side of crazy dick.…….AND He’s black. Damn.

ET…can u hear me now?

There was a book I read a few years ago entitled Rule by Secrecy. One of the chapters in the book told the ancient Mesopotamian legend of the 3 siblings ENKI, ENLIL,and NINHURSAG. To sum things up these three were the children of the God ANU,sent to Earth to mine the planet for gold use to repair the hole in the planet Nebiru’s ozone layer. (intersting side note..our own scientists have concluded the best way to repair our own ozone layer is to somehow suspend colloidal gold in the ozone layer). Before coming to earth they created a way station on Mars. Upon arriving to Earth one brother mined in whats is now the middle east and the other brother mined in Africa. Ninharsag the sister who was also the chief medical officer over saw the genetic experiments. They realized by mixing their DNA with the DNA of homo-erectus they could develope a humanoid slave race. Supposedly they were first asexual but then with more genetic manipulation they decided to give them opposing reproductive organs so that they could basically regenerate themselves thus eliminating the need for more genetic reproduction. The Anunaki (alien race) men were attracted to the humanoid women. (nasty bastards) and began to procreate with them also. It was THAT offspring that began to revolt causing Enki to appeal to his father ANU to wipe out the slave stock with a deluge(flood) so they could start over. Enlil having overheard the plan..went to his favorite “humanoid” and let him “accidentally” overhear of ANU’s plan and how “a smart man would build a vessel to protect he and his family and to take aboard the DNA of every male and female species he should find” .sounds familiar? The rest of the story is quite compelling. What makes it interesting for me is the story is over 6,000 years old. EVERY ancient culture speaks of Gods arriving from the skies on some kind of chariot of fire (space ships?). The Mesopotamian Epic of Gilgamesh is full of stories of people being carried upwards to ‘the gardens of the Gods”. The Anunaki story leaves room for the theories of evolution and “intelligent design”. So could it be we’re all right? We were created ..but then evolved. makes sense to me. Pretty interesting how they call the area around Iran and Iraq the cradle of civilization.