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Big ass bear goes all bear on a mofo….

 Raaawr!!! Ice Skating is for Bitches not Bears!!

Raaawr!!! Ice Skating is for Bitches not Bears!!

An ice-skating bear with a visiting Russian circus turned on its trainers on Wednesday, killing the circus director and seriously wounding another man during a rehearsal in the Central Asian country of Kyrgyzstan.

Gayest bear EVER!

Gayest bear EVER!

Kurmangazy Isanayev, the director of the arena in the Kyrgyz capital of Bishkek, said workers with the visiting Russian troupe managed to drag the two men away from the bear and closed the exits until rescue workers arrived.

Police shot the bear dead, Isanayev said.

The circus’s 25-year-old director, Dmitry Potapov, was reportedly dragged across the ice rink during the rehearsal by the bear before a 29-year-old employee attempted a rescue and was also seriously hurt, according to reports from news agencies RIA Novosti and Agence-France Presse.

The incident was not the first time a visiting Russian bear has been involved in a deadly attack in Kyrgyzstan.

In 2002 a bear on loan to the Bishkek city zoo attacked and killed a small child who had reached out to pet it. The animal’s aggressive behaviour in that incident was blamed on malnourishment.

Bears trained to perform on ice skates have been a staple of Russian circus troupes, with some, in a standard stunt, also equipped with hockey equipment, including helmets and sticks.

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When the fuck are people goin to learn ..WILD ANIMALS DO WILD SHIT!

Like seriously, you force a big ass bear to put on some gay ass ice skates and not expect that bear to “go all bear” on your ass? You deserve everything you get…including getting your ass eaten out by yogi on crystal meth. It’s not like it’s a secret, every year countless people are getting their nipple bitten off by pet ferrets and shit, But you wanna take your chances with a big ass bear? really? Now you know cuz u dead.

Caption This…..

chunky monkeysBetween the 4 of theses hoes…I challenge you to find me a neck. Seriously tho…the chick on the left look like the rest of these bitches been snacking on her feet.

We babysit and we fight pits!!!

Would you want this…

dogfight1ANYWHERE near your motherfuckin kids? No? Well lucky for you,your kid doesn’t go to ” Leroy and Faunquisha’s lil nigger Day Care”…..read on

CHICAGO RIDGE, Ill. —  A home day care also was the site of a dogfighting ring, authorities said Wednesday, and investigators who raided the house found a blood-spattered garage floor and battered and malnourished dogs not far from where the children played.

Police said four people were arrested, and felony dogfighting charges are pending against several of them, including the day care operator’s husband. Authorities did not immediately release their names.

Nine battered dogs — four of which were puppies — were rescued, police said.

“The dogs were in horrific condition,” Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart said at the Animal Welfare League in suburban Chicago Ridge, where several of the dogs were undergoing surgery and rehabilitation. “This is as bad as we’ve seen.”

He described a gruesome scene in the day care’s garage, with blood all over. Police also found items such as bite sticks and a treadmill that had been altered to be used specifically to train the dogs. Officers also recovered a 1996 edition of “Sporting Dog Journal.”

Dart said approximately 10 children were found in the day care during the raid Tuesday, but they were not in the immediate vicinity of the dogs. { source}

Sir Ozzy…11 months old.

Sir Ozzy 11 months old. 002SIR OZZY say’s “shit like this,makes dogs like me,wanna eat stupid motherfuckers like you”

*tires screeeeeeeeeeech*

Sooo…Basically these simple minded sons of bitches thought it was a good idea to run a pitbull fighting outfit out of the same place you use as a LICENSED day care center? I know times are hard as shit..and I know ghetto bound darkies are inclined to do some DUMB shit..daily,but seriously..endangering the lives of children? I should fuck you up! Thats the reason my son,no matter how busy I thought I was,NEVER set foot into a daycare center. I’m not with the whole “total stranger watching my kid for money” type shit. Please believe tho…If ANY hapless bastard put my kid in that kind of danger, I would set their fuckin house on fire and punch everybody who ran out..right in the fuckin face.

Keep f@%$ing that chicken!!

Fox 5 news anchor offers some off the wall dating advice to the weatherman! *watch the look on his co-anchors face!! it’s freakin priceless.

Too high to drive? ask your 6 yr old…

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Stoned monkey says “this bitch is making me look bad!”

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A Coatesville, Pennsylvania mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because “[mom] was sleepy” after smoking “that stinky stuff,” according to police.

The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. After police saw the child driving a Dodge Durango station wagon at South Fourth Avenue and Walnut Street.

Officer Robert Keetch said he had to do a double take after seeing the little girl driving.

“There were two white knuckles and a little head popping over the steering wheel,” he said.

The woman was sitting in the passenger seat, laughing, when a patrol officer pulled her over, said police.

The mother told the Officer Keetch that she was teaching her daughter how to drive.

“Mom made me drive because she was sleepy,” the girl told police.

Then police say the aunt asked her niece, “Was your mom smoking that stinky stuff again?” The girl replied “yes,” say police.

The woman is being held in Chester County Prison on child endangerment, corruption of a minor and reckless endangerment charges.

She will not be charged with driving under the influence because she was not the person driving the car. <<source>>

Whaaaaaaaat?!?!  So this old leather Jesus sandal faced bitch was smokin that sticky icky and got too high to drive?

I demand a motherfuckin urinalysis !! I’ve been smoking for quite some time and um…yeah I’ve NEVER been so fuckin stoned that I had to ask my kid to drive. That sounds suspiciously like a heroin high.

Why is this smoking ANYTHING in front of her kid?

Why does she look like Beastman from the old he-man cartoons?

More importantly since she really does look like Beastman…why does she EVEN have a kid?

Who needs a chick with a donkey,when you can bone a real horse..

Psst..see this guy right here?  Other then the fact that he looks like he tries to bite his own farts and write his name on McDonalds windows with navel sweat…he also likes to fuck horses…
_rodell_vereen the horse fucking machineAlot! Because this wasn’t the first time he’s been caught.
…..Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse’s stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.
“Police kept telling me it couldn’t be the same guy,” Kenley said Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”
She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn’t find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn’t believe she was seeing the same man doing the same thing to her horse.
Kenley didn’t call police because she was certain the man would come back to the stable, and she wanted to make sure he was arrested. So she staked out the barn and caught Vereen inside Monday night, chasing him to his truck and holding him with her shotgun until police came. { source}
Soooo not only is this nasty son of a bitch raping horses, he giving them infections and shit? really slim? Yo dick is that disease riddled that you burning horse pussy? Maybe you’re the same simpleton that started swine flu when you tried to fuck your pork chops. it takes a special type a dude to look at ANY animal and be like..”yeah..first chance I get,I’m hittin that”.

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Big ole ass and a long ponytail…maybe he thought he was in a rap video..::shrugs::

Because Floridians need to be told the obvious.

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Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals

The Associated Press

Having sex with animals could soon be outlawed in Florida.

The Senate unanimously passed a bill (SB 448) Tuesday that would make it a third degree felony for anyone to have sex with an animal. A similar bill in the House has not been debated on the floor.

Florida is one of 16 states without a law banning bestiality.

The bill sponsored by Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, D-Weston, would make the offense a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison. The Florida law would not apply to veterinary practices.

According to the national Humane Society, several studies highlight a link between sexual assault of animals and sex crimes against humans.

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*blink*

Considering laws are made out of necessity,I’m wondering.. exactly how many redneck swamp dwelling Floridians they actually caught trying to rassle up some gator cooch? Its common knowledge Florida is pretty fuckered up, but to have to be told NOT to fuck animals…FAIL of Epic proportions.

Florida

Mississippi

Missouri

Texas

Louisiana

You have been officially served eviction papers…pack your shit…you are no longer welcome here!!!

Thank God They were on solid ground!

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I CAN’T say shit. U caption it.

Whats right with this picture?

Happy Monday Bitches!! lets play a game called Whats RIGHT with this picture.

hahahahaNOT A GODDAMN THING!!!

Only thing I have to say is Kudos to the manufacturers of that obviously strong ass armchair…must be samsonite. My question is…who gonna clean that shit off when this whale of a heffa gets up? You know that shit gonna smell like last weeks bacon and leftover cabbage. Blech!

Outfoxed and Fucked up!