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How Biggie and Puffy killed hip-hop

Real Hip-Hop ..you will be missed

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone.

Hip-Hop isn’t dead..but it’s dying… I think it caught A.I.D.S. from unprotected sex with B.I.G. and Puffy….

I know the title of this post sounds a bit like blasphemy but let me explain. I would first like to note that Notorious B.I.G. is/was one of the best who’s ever played the “rap game”…easily on most everyone’s TOP 5. I can remember back when I first heard his voice on Heavy D and the Boys – “a bunch of niggas” …I knew then that whoever that dude was…he was gonna do BIG things.

We Miss You B.I.G.

In 1992 when B.I.G. followed Sean “puffy” Combs from uptown to the newly created Bad Boy Records… I waited patiently to see what would happen. What I saw I didn’t realize at the time was the beginning of the end for what I love about hip-hop. Don’t get me wrong,it had NOTHING to do with B.I.G.’s ability as a lyricist ,not even. It has everything to do with the direction they ( B.I.G. and Puffy) but mostly Puffy, took hip-hop in. Let me explain…Up until that point..Hip -hop has pretty much been about lyrical content,what you had to say FAR outweighed what you actually had. Most artist were hungry ESPECIALLY west coast artists who at the moment just before B.I.G.’s rise OWNED hip-hop,why? In my opinion its because hip-hop was still “fresh” and “new” on the west coast…and THEY were hungry. Then along came B.I.G. with ‘ready to Die” to single handedly wrest hip-hop from the jherri curl soaked mitts of the west coast and essentially brought hip-hop back home and in the process he simultaneously put BAD BOY records on the map,made Puffy look like a genius,and started hip-hop on a road to ruin. How u say. 2 words… Music videos. I believe it was video content that was the catalyst to the tsunami of shitty rap music we’re being drowned in today, because maybe i’m wrong but it seems that those bad Boy videos with the yachts and helicopters and stretch lexus’s  raised the bar visually..but lowered the bar lyrically.It became not so much what you had to say..but how you looked saying it. Frankly put..THIS was the precursor to the “bling bling” era of hip-hop..and NOBODY disputes that ruined the beauty that is/was lyrical content. Coincidently this video by notorious B.I.G. actually kinda chronicles what I mean.. the visuals went from hungry and humble to boisterous and ostentatious, see for yourself….

Let me say this again I LOVE B.I.G. What I don’t love is how his hunger to be “great” at any cost allowed him, as some may,to be used as a pawn in Puffy’s ultimate game of conquest. Before B.I.G. was murdered it was true  rumored he himself wanted to distance himself from Puffy and Bad Boy. Was this the reason he was murdered? That’s a completely different story. I’m sure there will be some people who violently disagree with me and to that I leave to you a quote from BIG himself…” fuck all you hoes…get a grip” nah..but seriously tho…what are your thoughts?

Katt Williams 911 call…

Smiling like he just fucked a 17 yr old boy!

Sooo…we’ve heard the recent stories of you man Katt Williams being arrested for burglary n shit. Well…as it turns out ,He is in fact innocent of burglary, HOWEVER he may be guilty of a rump raid on a 17 yr old pickle smoker.

Check out the 911 call and decide for yourself.

Seriously tho…after hearing that hilarious shit… it makes this hilarious shit make much more sense…

I am a Boy Damon!!..or am I?

Mini Katt Williams

But seriously tho…Katt…What the fuck is wrong with you dude?  I mean..I always suspected you were an undercover pickle smoker…but to be flying out lil underage boys for you own sordid pleasure? WTF?!? I bet he had that house he was leasing smelling like stale perm and fresh asshole.

Remember this shit…?

Po lil pimp pimp….

 

Bernie Madoff kicks a lil ass in prison

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Remember “Too Sweet”? ….kick ass in prison right? Now..Remember Bernie Madoff? greedy rich white dude convicted of stealing money from other rich white people.. Don’t you dare confuse the two… That being said….I damn near shit myself laughing when I read this story…..

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Bernie “The Bruiser” Madoff got into a prison-yard tussle with a fellow inmate over — of all things — the stock market, eyewitnesses told The Post.

And, by inmates’ accounts, the 71-year-old Ponzi schemer came out the winner.

Madoff, serving 150 years at the Butner, NC, federal prison, was heard last week getting into a heated debate over the state of the market with another senior-citizen jailbird.

The shouting match got so heated that the inmate pushed Madoff, who shoved back harder with both hands, causing his attacker to stumble.

As the attacker tried to stand up straight, Madoff hovered over him red-faced and glaring, eyewitnesses said.

.The stunned attacker went chicken and took off — allowing Madoff to collect some “cred” among his fellow prisoners.

“I didn’t think Bernie had it in him. He got the best of him; he was really aggressive, and the other guy was in shock that he fought back,” an inmate said.

The shoving match occurred near a ball field at the lockup in front of about 20 inmates during a rare time when prison guards weren’t watching.

An inmate said the two got lucky because if guards had seen the fight, Madoff and his pushing partner “would have went in the ‘hole,’ ” solitary confinement.

The next day, Madoff and his attacker, described by inmates as a white male over 60 years old, made up and were spotted hanging out together.

Prisoners interviewed by The Post said this was the first known physical altercation at the slammer for Madoff — who paid a consultant for a crash course in prison culture and survival tips before he was locked up. <Looks like it worked….

Seriously…I would have paid like $3 to see that shit!  2 old dudes scraping in the motherfuckin jail yard son?!? That is waaaaay beyond classic…thats like 3 miles from legendary!! You know old dude felt a certain type of way about Madofff any way…and he let his emotions act without the benefit of intellect..he wrote some checks that his bad hip couldn’t cash, he bit off more then he could chew (with his dentures)…ok ..I’ll stop.

President Obama calls Kanye West a “jackass”

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TerryMoran: Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a “jackass” for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential.
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When the POTUS thinks you’re a jackass..it’s time to rethink your decision making paradigm.

Dear Kanye,

So..our The Leader of the free world thinks you’re a fuckin douchebag.. that can’t feel good Ye. Dude..what the fuck were you thinking? Then again you weren’t thinking and therein lies the beginning of your problems. I understand you lost your mother.(that HAS to suck). But to use that as an excuse to act like a total tool on national television is childish at best.America forgave you for your  remarks about President Bush’ treatment of Katrina victims because deep down in side you said what a lot of black people were thinking and feeling. and Hell it may even have been true. This last tirade,I’m afraid people won’t be so forgiving. Or maybe they will. I mean this is the country who embraced R Kelly even after it was obvious he pissed on a 9th grader. Good luck.

Tila Tequila..Jealous nutbag?

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Report: Jealousy led to incident at Merriman’s house

Posted by Mike Florio on September 9, 2009 10:00 PM ET

Finally, facts are emerging regarding the incident that resulted in allegations that Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman battered and falsely imprisoned Tila Tequila Nguyen.

And we kind of wish they hadn’t.

According to Juliette Vara of 10News.com in San Diego, Nguyen wasn’t happy that Merriman was paying too much attention to other women at his home.

Per the report, Merriman went to his bedroom with two women.  Nguyen then entered the room, and Merriman asked her to join them.  She reacted angrily, threatening to have sex with a member of Merriman’s entourage.

Instead, she took off all her clothes and tried to leave the house.  Merriman then prevented her from leaving…. FULL ARTICLE

OK..first off let me say..I’m moving to Shawne Merriman’s neighborhood! If your girl is that jealous and impulsive that she would just sleep with any random dude…then get ass nekkid and go running around the neighborhood like some oversexed geisha doll..I’m living in the wrong neighborhood.

Whats worse..it’s quite possible that she made this all up and risked pissing someone else’ career down the drain. Why because for the most part HER career is pissed down the drain.

Now i’m sure there will be people out there who say that Merriman was wrong for inviting her into the bed with 2 other women..but I say to those people…wouldn’t it have been selfish of him NOT to invite her? I mean that is his boo. right?

Big Daddy Kane WTF dude?!?!

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Nigga what? damn Kane..sooo not a good look. I mean..i ain’t tryna start no rumors but you better believe this is how rumors start.

SOURCE.

Beyonce’s Oscar Nipple slip!

This is Beyonce…

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Oh and old ass Sharon Stone smuttin it up and ole boy Q lookin like he bout to catch a “suckinanoldwhitewomanstitty” charge

stoneDo better nigga.

pics from Huffington post.com

Update. My Dude sent me this picture of one angry lookin cooch..

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This weeks hero…Johntel Franklin

It’s no big secret, Im not a big fan of humans but ever now and then I read a story like THIS ONE

Johntel Franklin and Milwaukee Madison High school basketball team..U guys rock!!…. and thatmakes you THE MADHOUSES’ Heroes of the week.

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Lyfe gonna fuck around and get LIFE

Okay I’m not really into RnB so much…so I’m gonna start a petition to adopt this crazy sumbitch into the Rock and Roll family.. Heres why source

Ok..after reading the story..that may fall more under the banner of crack head HIP-HOP.. ::shrugs::

UPDATE: New link HERE

Bernie was just bein Bernie…

The Obama campaign is a lil heated with your man Bernie Mac for some apparent off color material that was derogatory to women..

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/bernie-mac-makes-off-color-joke-at-obama-event/10715?nc

Im not sure all that was said but it apparently got Bernie heckled by the audience. Yeah thats pretty fuckered up cuz I love my man Bernie he’s easily one of the funniest mofo’s on the planet. I kinda wish I was there so I could have stood up and said “It’s just jokes bitches…lighten up!”. Although I do believe as a professional artist,you have to fashion your material to appeal to the audience however ..IT WAS BERNIE FUCKIN MAC!..Whoever was responsible for booking a loud mouth albeit it entertaining porchmonkey for a political event needs to get punched in the ear.

“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?'” Mac said. “I said, I don’t know, but I said, ‘Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d make love to the mailman for $50,000.'”   Im not for certain how the rest of it went but I’m sure u can figure it out.. Bernie was just being Bernie,but I’m sure the Obama haters will find some way to make this Baracks fault.

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