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‘Butt Drag’ leads to sexual assault charges o_O

To be honest I always thought Greco Roman wrestling was a bit gay suspect. This does NOTHING to improve its image in my eyes…..

BUTT DRAG- LEGITIMATE WRESTLING MOVE? OR SEXUAL ASSAULT?

This looks a lot like fisting...

This shit leaves me with more questions then answers…like…way more. For instance did he have to pay extra to get fisted? So what happens after you dig your hand all in that mans ass?.. do you have to finish the match with the “dookie tips”? You know something went horribly wrong in a wrestling match when its over Elliot Stabler is standing there with rubber gloves and a rape kit.So you won the trophy and 3-5 at sing sing because you thought diggin in somebodies ass was a good idea. I don’t know whats worse… The fact that this is a legitimate wrestling move OR the fact that somebody is willing to risk contracting typhoid or E.Coli for the sake of winning a wrestling match. SOMEBODY’S priorities are fuuuuugged up.Where do you go from here now that you’ve been branded a fist fucking wrestling rapist? (try saying that 5 times fast) I guess you could always become a hand model on QVC or it seems you’re qualified to be Host on the FOX network.

No Masks? No Brains? No problem.

Even idiots think these guys are idiots.

How do you spell dumb?

With a permanent black marker, according to the police chief of a small Iowa town where two men allegedly used a marker — instead of a mask or stocking — to disguise their faces before trying to break into a home.

“They were being dumb and, combine that with alcohol, and it was the perfect storm,” Carroll Police Chief Jeff Cayler told CNN.

His officers were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the suspects’ vehicle.

Inside, they found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller had described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment last Friday night before driving off.

Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, were arrested at gunpoint after officers were told they might be armed. Neither man had a weapon. McNelly and Miller were each charged with attempted second-degree burglary. Both men were released after posting bond.

“We’re very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” Cayler joked. “I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I’ve never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker.”

Cayler said police believe one of the alleged burglars targeted the home because he suspected his girlfriend had a relationship with the man who lived there.

“They probably were just not thinking straight and figured we’ll go out and scare the guy or whatever,” Cayler said.

“I’ve been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I’ve seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two — strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.” :::: source ::::

wait for it…waaaiiit fooor iiit…..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! nigga what? Now I’ve seen some dumb ass shit in my day lemme tell you…but two motherfuckers and btween the 2 NOBODY had the brains to be like “ya know somethin Joey ,maybe this isn’t the best idea we’ve had” permanent marker? marker? really dog? c’mon dog! I wish the fuck I would catch 2 white boys breakin in my shit lookin like Nipsy Russel n shit.I swear for God I’m making that blackface …blacknblueface. When you’re this stupid…Jail is probably the safest place for you.

Don’t be a PotHead..like this asshole.

You’ve proven yourself to be a true…

NOW…

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LEBANON, Pa. – Police in central Pennsylvania say they’ve nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Police said the officer peeled the bag off Lopez’s forehead and placed him under arrest. He has been charged with drug possession. Police do not know whether Lopez has an attorney.

Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs. < Associated press >

Is Mercury in retrograde or some shit? Fuck is going on with all these dumb as dog shit mofo’s this week? There isn’t a whole lot of commentary I can add to this because at some point it goes beyond funny to …sad. Why? …because chances are..if he hasn’t already, he’s gonna knock up some poor impoverished bird with low self esteem and even lower expectations..AND the LAST thing he needs, is to be responsible for another life.Then again…what are the chances he’s actually the type of cat to actually stuck around to raise his kid.?

12 year old boy to get sex change

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Kim Petras (16) worlds youngest Transexual

A BOY aged 12 turned up at school as a GIRL – after changing sex during the summer holidays.

Teachers called an emergency assembly to order fellow pupils to treat him as female.

The lad, whose parents have changed his name to a girl’s by deed poll, arrived in a dress with long hair in ribboned pigtails. He is preparing for sex-swap surgery.

Angry parents told yesterday how their kids were left tearful and confused after school staff announced the boy pupil was now a girl.

They said the head teacher should have informed them in advance of the “sex change” so they could prepare their sons and daughters and inform them about gender issues.

They added that the school’s failure to do so had left the boy to suffer cruel taunts and bullying.<source>

Uh..bullying? u fuckin think? I think the parents are waaay off base here. Fuck the fact that they weren’t told in an adequate amount of time. how about the fact there is something that had to be told to begin with. Why is this little fruit being allowed to come to school as a girl? That’s complete and utter bullshit. Don’t give me that  shit about sexual discrimination either,because this isn’t about his sexual inclinations.It has more to do with the fact that teenagers are fuckin ASSHOLES period. So for Mike to leave school and come back as Michelle is nothing short of an epic distraction. You want your kid to have a fuckin sexual re assignment okey dokey ..but you also have to get your kid home schooled. People who have gone through this say they don’t wanna be singled out. However…you require separate facilities in most cases thus leaving you open TO BE singled out. It has to be mad uncomfortable feeling like you’re a man in a womans body or vice versa, but is it fair to the majority to subject them to an uncomfortable situation? Your kid can smoke all the pickles he wants AT HOME…he wanna dress like little orphan annie..ok..AT HOME..now..once he has his “sex change” then fine..come to school as Michelle..but there is no “half way” house for those who are in the process of sexual reassignment. IMOH those accommodations have to be made by the individual.

Wal-mart fights Syphilis with…sales?

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Syphilis just keeps coming back- In Forsyth County, N.C., where the number of cases so far in 2009 — 140 — is more than triple all those reported in 2008, health officials have chosen an unlikely weapon to fight against it: Wal-Mart gift cards.

To tamp down the biggest outbreak the state has seen in years, health workers from that county spent a recent weekend canvassing neighborhoods, asking people to get tested for syphilis and HIV in exchange for a $10 card. <Source>

Problem is…chances are..If you’re in North Carolina…and met a girl in Wal-mart ..she probably has syphilis. ::shrugs::

Too high to drive? ask your 6 yr old…

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Stoned monkey says “this bitch is making me look bad!”

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A Coatesville, Pennsylvania mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because “[mom] was sleepy” after smoking “that stinky stuff,” according to police.

The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. After police saw the child driving a Dodge Durango station wagon at South Fourth Avenue and Walnut Street.

Officer Robert Keetch said he had to do a double take after seeing the little girl driving.

“There were two white knuckles and a little head popping over the steering wheel,” he said.

The woman was sitting in the passenger seat, laughing, when a patrol officer pulled her over, said police.

The mother told the Officer Keetch that she was teaching her daughter how to drive.

“Mom made me drive because she was sleepy,” the girl told police.

Then police say the aunt asked her niece, “Was your mom smoking that stinky stuff again?” The girl replied “yes,” say police.

The woman is being held in Chester County Prison on child endangerment, corruption of a minor and reckless endangerment charges.

She will not be charged with driving under the influence because she was not the person driving the car. <<source>>

Whaaaaaaaat?!?!  So this old leather Jesus sandal faced bitch was smokin that sticky icky and got too high to drive?

I demand a motherfuckin urinalysis !! I’ve been smoking for quite some time and um…yeah I’ve NEVER been so fuckin stoned that I had to ask my kid to drive. That sounds suspiciously like a heroin high.

Why is this smoking ANYTHING in front of her kid?

Why does she look like Beastman from the old he-man cartoons?

More importantly since she really does look like Beastman…why does she EVEN have a kid?

Tila Tequila..Jealous nutbag?

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Report: Jealousy led to incident at Merriman’s house

Posted by Mike Florio on September 9, 2009 10:00 PM ET

Finally, facts are emerging regarding the incident that resulted in allegations that Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman battered and falsely imprisoned Tila Tequila Nguyen.

And we kind of wish they hadn’t.

According to Juliette Vara of 10News.com in San Diego, Nguyen wasn’t happy that Merriman was paying too much attention to other women at his home.

Per the report, Merriman went to his bedroom with two women.  Nguyen then entered the room, and Merriman asked her to join them.  She reacted angrily, threatening to have sex with a member of Merriman’s entourage.

Instead, she took off all her clothes and tried to leave the house.  Merriman then prevented her from leaving…. FULL ARTICLE

OK..first off let me say..I’m moving to Shawne Merriman’s neighborhood! If your girl is that jealous and impulsive that she would just sleep with any random dude…then get ass nekkid and go running around the neighborhood like some oversexed geisha doll..I’m living in the wrong neighborhood.

Whats worse..it’s quite possible that she made this all up and risked pissing someone else’ career down the drain. Why because for the most part HER career is pissed down the drain.

Now i’m sure there will be people out there who say that Merriman was wrong for inviting her into the bed with 2 other women..but I say to those people…wouldn’t it have been selfish of him NOT to invite her? I mean that is his boo. right?

Snake on a plane

..And for this weeks episode of “please don’t be black ..please don’t be black”………

motherfuckin snakesLife Imitates art….

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A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant’s efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him, authorities said Wednesday.

Keith Wright, 50, of the Bronx in New York, was taken into custody after he disrobed while sitting in his seat inthe back of Flight 705 on Tuesday evening, authorities said. The plane was carrying about 148 passengers fromCharlotte to Los Angeles, the airline said.

Wright was unresponsive when a flight attendant asked him to put his clothes back on, said Dan Jiron, aspokesman for the Albuquerque airport. “She asked him on more than one occasion to put on his clothes. Shecovered him with a blanket and he took that off,” Jiron said.

Wright punched and kicked the flight attendant, who asked two off-duty law officers for help, according to acriminal complaint.

A Los Angeles police officer and sheriff’s deputy helped the flight attendant subdue and handcuff Wright beforethe flight landed, Jiron said. <source>

Darius Chappille exposed himself to a female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face when she screamed. He then removed all his clothes and proceeded to walk up and down the aisle naked.<source>

old shame bitch

Imagine this shit…you’re on a flight from Oakland to see your boo in St.Louis, you’ve just gotten settled,you put in the headphones to watch the in-flight movie,and just as you pop open your complimentary peanuts,The big jackass next to you decides he wants to pop his nuts too,all up and down the motherfuckin cabin of the plane!!  Only after punching you in your fuckin face. So now you’re sitting there with a puffy lip and an eye full off ding-a-ling. While this big bastard ,butt ass nekkid runnin around just floppin dick on peoples shoulders and shit. I want my goddamn money back. Nobody told me my seat came with a side of crazy dick.…….AND He’s black. Damn.

Monkey Brawl!!

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This shit right here…is exactly why Niggas ain’t shit,ain’t never gonna be shit,and ain’t never gonna have shit!!

Just look at these simple minded savages fighting in a hospital like some fuckin Vikings and shit. Its like somebody started a mosh pit in the Monkey cage at the zoo. A pure unadulterated example of poverty and ignorance induced niggardom. Peep ole boy in the black and white stripped polo shirt and his ole limp wrist’d ass, just running to and fro punching random chicks n shyt. Somebody needs to tie his pickle hugging ass to a lamp post and beat him with a sock full of quarters and broken glass. You got chicken heads gettin tossed around like its dinner time at the Perdue household. Kool-aid man was in a wrestling/hugging/humping match with bruh man from the 5th(hold up 4 fingers) flo. Its just a goddamn mess. Did I mention all this shit took place in a fuckin Hospital? Not that it mattered because above all else,through all that ballin n brawlin…one thing is truly clear..these muhfuckas can’t fight for shit!

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