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wtf is going on in Utah?!?!

Sylvina "i'm crazier then cat shit" Beasley

A naked woman in Utah stole a car, crashed it, and hid in a bush before stealing a police car. And that’s not even the whole story.

It’s kind of a long tale, so bear with me. A guy is standing outside his car in West Valley, Utah, putting up roadside signs at around five in the morning on Tuesday. A woman pulls up next to him, and jumps out of her car. She is naked. She hops into his car and drives off. So, obviously, he gets into her car and gives chase, calling the police. She misses a turn at some point, and crashes on some property owned by a company called Alliant Technologies. MORE… source; Gawker

Sooooo Let me get this straight…This crazy bird hopped out of a perfectly operational vehicle nekkid as a new born…hopped into another dickheads car (who was posting roadside signs @ 5am in the morning) This dizzy bird then proceeds to crash …Hide…maintian her nekkidness…steal a police car…launch that sumbitch 50feet into the air…climb a barbed wire fence(naked) ouch* only to be arrested? I call BULLSHIT!..I think the fact that she accomplished all these things while being naked AND NOT sprain her pussy or at the very least perforated her uterus with barbed wire,should immediately net her a “get out of jail” free card. All that aside tho…I got some motherfuckin questions..

A) why was this jerkoff putting up road signs at that unGodly Hour..I think he kinda deserved to have his car stolen for being such a douche.

B)what combination of drugs were this bitch on? no..like seriously I wanna know because that shit must have been AWESOME…

C) what possessed her nutty ass to jump out of a car that was obviously running and steal Mr.Douchebags car. Maybe she was running out of gas? Maybe he had a newer model? OR maybe this bitch is just crazy as SHIT.

D) how they let that bitch slip through their fingers? Ok..she was nekkid…and maybe a lil bloody and may carrying AIDS  some blood born pathogen…who the fuck knows..come to think of it .I wouldn’t have grabbed her nekkid bloody ass either.

E) why they aint been taze that bitch? probably because she was white  they thought it would end quickly. They forgot that bitch was crazy.

F) Finally…Did her nipplers get hard when they tazed her and shit?

Beauty of the week-Vivianne Castro

vivianecastro

If you will kindly notice the presence of Obama and the lack of *Bush.

God bless the makers of that strategically placed pubic tape.

Uh…yeah. *drool.

NEW WORLD ORDER? I think so.

What we are witnessing in this current global financial crisis is the begining of a NEW WORLD ORDER. There..I said it..I feel much better now.I honestly believe no matter what happens..Obama will win. THEY want him to win No white man would ever dare be the face of the NWO so who better to smooth it over with the masses then some slick talking Negro? Let me not get ahead of myself.My reason for believing this is the coming of the NWO is because one of the first steps to creating a one world Govt is to first consolidate the worlds money via centralized banks. sound familiar? It should.If not you will get a crash course on it in the next 3 years. Expect to see he govt slowly but surely make the whole banking system federalized. In order to institute a new financial system you must first destroy your current one.( yes I believe this financial crisis has been set in motion on purpose). Expect to see a North American Union very soon.The law has already been passed clearing the way for a currency similar to the EURO to be freely exchanged between the united states,Mexico,and Canada. Hell they already have concentration camps .

That Brings us back to President Obama. 2 scenarios could possibly be in the works.

Scenario 1. Barack becomes President and he becomes the scapegoat. (could even be in on it)

Scenario 2. He becomes President {god forbid} something horrible happens..people riot Martial law is called. Concentration camps here we come.

I hope and pray for the safety of my family and yours and come 8 yrs from now I hope you can tell me I told you so.

UPDATE: In light of new developments concerning voter registration fraud…expect the introduction of a national id card.