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wtf is going on in Utah?!?!

Sylvina "i'm crazier then cat shit" Beasley

A naked woman in Utah stole a car, crashed it, and hid in a bush before stealing a police car. And that’s not even the whole story.

It’s kind of a long tale, so bear with me. A guy is standing outside his car in West Valley, Utah, putting up roadside signs at around five in the morning on Tuesday. A woman pulls up next to him, and jumps out of her car. She is naked. She hops into his car and drives off. So, obviously, he gets into her car and gives chase, calling the police. She misses a turn at some point, and crashes on some property owned by a company called Alliant Technologies. MORE… source; Gawker

Sooooo Let me get this straight…This crazy bird hopped out of a perfectly operational vehicle nekkid as a new born…hopped into another dickheads car (who was posting roadside signs @ 5am in the morning) This dizzy bird then proceeds to crash …Hide…maintian her nekkidness…steal a police car…launch that sumbitch 50feet into the air…climb a barbed wire fence(naked) ouch* only to be arrested? I call BULLSHIT!..I think the fact that she accomplished all these things while being naked AND NOT sprain her pussy or at the very least perforated her uterus with barbed wire,should immediately net her a “get out of jail” free card. All that aside tho…I got some motherfuckin questions..

A) why was this jerkoff putting up road signs at that unGodly Hour..I think he kinda deserved to have his car stolen for being such a douche.

B)what combination of drugs were this bitch on? no..like seriously I wanna know because that shit must have been AWESOME…

C) what possessed her nutty ass to jump out of a car that was obviously running and steal Mr.Douchebags car. Maybe she was running out of gas? Maybe he had a newer model? OR maybe this bitch is just crazy as SHIT.

D) how they let that bitch slip through their fingers? Ok..she was nekkid…and maybe a lil bloody and may carrying AIDS  some blood born pathogen…who the fuck knows..come to think of it .I wouldn’t have grabbed her nekkid bloody ass either.

E) why they aint been taze that bitch? probably because she was white  they thought it would end quickly. They forgot that bitch was crazy.

F) Finally…Did her nipplers get hard when they tazed her and shit?

Ex- coach posed as girl to get naked pics of lil boys on FaceBook.

Message for Mr.Micheal  T.Cowley…..
Sooooo…apparently there are pervs on….

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A former Johnson County coach pleaded guilty today to one count of producing child pornography.

Michael T. Cowley, a 38-year-old Shawnee man, admitted that he posed as a 19-year-old girl named “Ashley” on Facebook and traded a photo of a naked girl that he found on the Internet to young boys in exchange for nude photos of the boys. Oh, and he tried to convince them to engage “in sexual activities,” too.

Prosecutors say Cowley was an employee of the Olathe School District, teaching a computer class at Brentwood Elementary School in Overland Park. He also coached boys’ baseball and basketball teams and drove a bus for the California Trail Junior High in Olathe.

Cowley also worked at the Jewish Community Center, directing a summer sports camp for first through sixth graders (boys and girls).

In February, the Johnson County Sheriff’s Office received a tip that a 13-year-old boy in Battle Ground, Washington, had traded nude photos with a Facebook user who claimed to be a 19-year-old girl named “Ashley” in Overland Park, Kansas. A total of 11 children reported to police that they received nude photos of “Ashley” — and seven boys told police that they sent nude photos of themselves to “Ashley.”

Prosecutors say “Ashley” had 696 friends on Facebook, and among them were children from sports teams coached by Cowley. Investigators traced the account back to Cowley through Internet accounts. A search of Cowley’s home turned up nude photos of boys and girls as well as photos of minors engaged in sexual acts.

Cowley’s sentencing is scheduled for January 11, 2010. He faces between 15 and 30 years in federal prison. ::: SOURCE:::

This gets a galactic …WHAT THEEE FUCK!?!?
As the parent of a 9 yr old boy,do I have to tell you how just reading this makes me taste blood? If he wasn’t already in jail I would be tempted to hop a plane to Johnson County Washington and kick some major ass…I mean foot to ass all the way to the thigh bone. I’m talkin HIS breath smelling like MY Timberlands’. Every time he burps,I want it to be blood and shoe leather. You wanna know what really grinds my gears? There were some people who either justify this assholes behavior OR thought the authorities were…wait for it…..OVER reacting…. peep this……….

Pornographiliac says: < look at his name! He can’t be serious.

Gimmie a break! Was there really a crime committed here? Was anyone harmed? The answer to both of those questions is “No” and law enforcement should be ashamed for wasting our tax dollars on this silliness. This guy didn’t take these pictures or force anyone to send them to him. He tricked them into sending pics, but was anyone harmed? If “19 year-old Ashley” was a real person would she be prosecuted this severely? I doubt it, so why bother prosecuting this guy?  <<This guy is really gunning for douchebag of the fuckin year…That is of course if this simple-minded heartless son of a bitch dies or suddenly gets a clue….

typical overreaction says:

Typical overreaction. People have been impersonating other genders online for over a decade. It’s not that big a deal and CERTAINLY NOT worth jailing someone for 15-30 years. Um, current rate for housing a prisoner is $30K per year, so taxpayers are going to pay between $450,000 and $1,000,000 to punish someone for receiving photos of boys? WTF? What about all of the other people that the boys probably also sent photos to? Jail them to. c’mon… < I’d like to be the first to volunteer to kick this monkey in the nuts.

Caption This…..

chunky monkeysBetween the 4 of theses hoes…I challenge you to find me a neck. Seriously tho…the chick on the left look like the rest of these bitches been snacking on her feet.

Dwarf Gets his penis stuck in a vacuum.

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A British dwarf who was performing at the ‘Edinburgh Festival’ found his penis glued to a vacuum cleaner (dude..the fuck are you doin fucking a vacuum…for any reason) while preparing for a live show. (now I’ve seen some wild shit…hell,I’ve seen and damn near sat through..a real live Donkey Show. Believe me when I tell you that there ain’t shit on this rock we call Earth that could make me spend good weed money..to watch a midget fuck a vacuum.)Daniel Blackner, known as “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf” performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances. As part of the show, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner using a special attachment, across the show attached to his penis. ( I dunno if I’m more disturbed by the fact that he’s pulling around a vacuum by his pecker OR the fact that the vacuum is named “Henry”)However, the vacuum cleaner was broken before a performance and performer Blackner placed extra-strong glue on the attachment to fix it, neglecting to wait the entire 20 minutes required for the glue to dry, ( freaky and impatient…clearly not the best of combinations) which resulted in his penis becoming glued to the vacuum cleaner. *ouch!

After being rushed to the A&E department of Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, Blackner was freed after an hour ( I’m certain 45 minutes of that hour was dedicated to laughing their motherfuckin ass off!) and remarked that: “It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me. I just wished the ground could swallow me up.(careful what you wish for lil homey,I mean you ARE a freakin dwarf..how hard could that be?) Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short lived.” *Giggles*…He said “short” lived. Classic. < FULL ARTICLE >

Caption this….

pudgy pickle huggerIf the smell of dicks and egg fu yung could come to life…this is what it would look like.

Keep f@%$ing that chicken!!

Fox 5 news anchor offers some off the wall dating advice to the weatherman! *watch the look on his co-anchors face!! it’s freakin priceless.

Snake on a plane

..And for this weeks episode of “please don’t be black ..please don’t be black”………

motherfuckin snakesLife Imitates art….

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A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant’s efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him, authorities said Wednesday.

Keith Wright, 50, of the Bronx in New York, was taken into custody after he disrobed while sitting in his seat inthe back of Flight 705 on Tuesday evening, authorities said. The plane was carrying about 148 passengers fromCharlotte to Los Angeles, the airline said.

Wright was unresponsive when a flight attendant asked him to put his clothes back on, said Dan Jiron, aspokesman for the Albuquerque airport. “She asked him on more than one occasion to put on his clothes. Shecovered him with a blanket and he took that off,” Jiron said.

Wright punched and kicked the flight attendant, who asked two off-duty law officers for help, according to acriminal complaint.

A Los Angeles police officer and sheriff’s deputy helped the flight attendant subdue and handcuff Wright beforethe flight landed, Jiron said. <source>

Darius Chappille exposed himself to a female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face when she screamed. He then removed all his clothes and proceeded to walk up and down the aisle naked.<source>

old shame bitch

Imagine this shit…you’re on a flight from Oakland to see your boo in St.Louis, you’ve just gotten settled,you put in the headphones to watch the in-flight movie,and just as you pop open your complimentary peanuts,The big jackass next to you decides he wants to pop his nuts too,all up and down the motherfuckin cabin of the plane!!  Only after punching you in your fuckin face. So now you’re sitting there with a puffy lip and an eye full off ding-a-ling. While this big bastard ,butt ass nekkid runnin around just floppin dick on peoples shoulders and shit. I want my goddamn money back. Nobody told me my seat came with a side of crazy dick.…….AND He’s black. Damn.

The small details that F@%k a picture up.

You know how you see what appears to be an innocent picture? look closer..the devil is truly in the details.

I see ghost peckers!

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He ain’t the only one enjoying a nice long inhale.

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This was almost cute.

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Make room for puppies…

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Mother of the year!

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Big Daddy Kane WTF dude?!?!

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Nigga what? damn Kane..sooo not a good look. I mean..i ain’t tryna start no rumors but you better believe this is how rumors start.

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Thank God They were on solid ground!

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I CAN’T say shit. U caption it.