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Real life ROBBIN HOODS…

I’m not big on Anarchists and I most certainly wouldn’t condone anything those simple minded volatile fuckers would do HOWEVER..This is some Gangsta/honorable shit…and I have no choice but to applaude them. {source}. I love the fact they were smart enough to take non-perishables. These dudes are fuckin awesome and I hope the message gets across before they all end up in prison.

HARRY POTTER eat ur heart out!!

So yeah apparently our friends @ the U.S. Gubernant have been busy these days. Curing H.I.V./A.I.D.S.? No..Cancer?..no..poverty? not even close. Seems like all those things aren’t nearly as pressing an isSue as VISIBILITY. yeah I said It..but they meant it. Scientists in conjuction with the U.S. govt are about this (holds to fingers lightly apart)close to developing a real live hargwarts school of bitchery and bitchcraft Ron weasley ass invisiblity cloak.!! yeah read it again bitches…it gets funnier the second time around. INVISIBLITY CLOAK!!!

Story here..

So this basically means it won’t be long before the men in black jump out their cars and put on their Govt issue batman cape rid the world of terrorists. yay!!! …*silence* …Boooooo!!! this is some ole bullshit ..you realize the first chance they get they gonna be in ur fuckin house checkin your mail and planting evidence to make you look like u butt fuck muslim goats on top of an american flag while reciting verses from the Bible ,The koran, and a bootleg copy of The Kebra negast.

So what would you do with the power of invisiblity? I have some pretty fucked up ideas.

Bernie was just bein Bernie…

The Obama campaign is a lil heated with your man Bernie Mac for some apparent off color material that was derogatory to women..

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/bernie-mac-makes-off-color-joke-at-obama-event/10715?nc

Im not sure all that was said but it apparently got Bernie heckled by the audience. Yeah thats pretty fuckered up cuz I love my man Bernie he’s easily one of the funniest mofo’s on the planet. I kinda wish I was there so I could have stood up and said “It’s just jokes bitches…lighten up!”. Although I do believe as a professional artist,you have to fashion your material to appeal to the audience however ..IT WAS BERNIE FUCKIN MAC!..Whoever was responsible for booking a loud mouth albeit it entertaining porchmonkey for a political event needs to get punched in the ear.

“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?'” Mac said. “I said, I don’t know, but I said, ‘Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d make love to the mailman for $50,000.'”   Im not for certain how the rest of it went but I’m sure u can figure it out.. Bernie was just being Bernie,but I’m sure the Obama haters will find some way to make this Baracks fault.

CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!!!

I received an e-mail from an unidentified source,and it isn’t good for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama .

Barack Barack Barack…I knew u were too good to be true. We forgave you for Rev.Wright, We forgave you for Mr.Ayer and the weathermen,We even forgave you for your lackluster bowling skills, BUT THIS SIR…WE CAN NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR…

WTF do u have to say for yourself getting caught with that loose neck whore? She looks like a trailor trash bobble head doll..Yall chillin on Ikea furniture in your little low budget lovenest. SHAME ON YOU BARACK OBAMA..SHAME ON YOU. I sincerely hope this isn’t what they mean by ‘DREAM TICKET”.

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