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‘Butt Drag’ leads to sexual assault charges o_O

To be honest I always thought Greco Roman wrestling was a bit gay suspect. This does NOTHING to improve its image in my eyes…..

BUTT DRAG- LEGITIMATE WRESTLING MOVE? OR SEXUAL ASSAULT?

This looks a lot like fisting...

This shit leaves me with more questions then answers…like…way more. For instance did he have to pay extra to get fisted? So what happens after you dig your hand all in that mans ass?.. do you have to finish the match with the “dookie tips”? You know something went horribly wrong in a wrestling match when its over Elliot Stabler is standing there with rubber gloves and a rape kit.So you won the trophy and 3-5 at sing sing because you thought diggin in somebodies ass was a good idea. I don’t know whats worse… The fact that this is a legitimate wrestling move OR the fact that somebody is willing to risk contracting typhoid or E.Coli for the sake of winning a wrestling match. SOMEBODY’S priorities are fuuuuugged up.Where do you go from here now that you’ve been branded a fist fucking wrestling rapist? (try saying that 5 times fast) I guess you could always become a hand model on QVC or it seems you’re qualified to be Host on the FOX network.

Husband signs a “You Can whip my ass” contract with his wife

original article in >> Telegraph U.K. <<  …My commentary is written in  BOLD ITALICS

"It smells like egg foo yung in this suit"

The 32-year-old man, who was named by the Chongqing Evening News as Mr Zhang, took the unusual step after suffering intense abuse from his wife, who studies kung fu. < see..his first mistake was marrying some ole Kill Bill ass bitch.


"Me fuck you up looong time"

“I don’t want to beat him, but arguments are inevitable and I can’t help myself,” his wife told the newspaper. She added that in the week before they signed the deal, she had beaten him up three times.

Rule #1 Never marry a chick that can kick your ass. Haven’t  you bootlegged seen NORBIT fool?

Mr Zhang said his wife, who is a sales manager at a trading company, had studied kung fu since her childhood and that he was attracted to her “strong and independent temperament”.

" I will whip yo lil ching chong ass"

Yeah?…Rasputia had a strong ass temperament too. I bet you didn’t know that temperament came with a strong ass butterfly kick

He also admitted that he had suffered at her hands throughout their six-month courtship. “Before we got married, she had a wild hairstyle and I teased that it made her look like a tigress. #Rule 2 NEVER EVER EVER be fool enough to criticize a woman’s hair. You kinda needed your ass whipped for that one.During the argument that followed, I said some bad words and I got a taste of her kung fu for the first time.” <aaaand probably a taste of you own blood.>

He said that he had tried to bite his lip in order to avoid being punished, but that he “never wants to lose an argument” and so always ends up with “bruises and scars all over”. < see theeere’s ya problem dumb ass. Men..just like women…need to know when to shut the fuck up.

In order to curb his wife’s aggression, Mr Zhang proposed signing a contract in front of his in-laws. If his wife breaches the contract, she has to return to her parents’ home for three days. “She is very obedient to her parents, and her parents will support me and blame her,” he said. “Bitch…hit me again and I’mma tell yo momma?” Dude ur shittin me right? You’re such a loose spined pussy that you actually had a contract drawn up to keep your wife off your ass? Couldn’t just fight back huh? or even better…leave?  What a jackass.

His wife said that she always feels regret when she sees her husband with a black eye. “Now that we have a contract, I will force myself to drop the use of force,” she said. <This broad really needs some fucking anger management.

Mr Zhang’s parents told the newspaper that although they felt bad that their son was regularly attacked, the couple were a good match. “They have a good marriage, so we can say nothing about it,” said his father. < That’s because she probably whipped yall ass’ too. They sound a lil traumatized to me.

I mean damn…we’ve all done some silly shit in the name of love…but contractual ass whippings? I’d rather spend my days reading People magazine to a room full of cats.

Thats just Wrong…funny…but wrong

How do I know you’re an overly emotional douchebag?… because you do shit like this…

Comcast subscribers were in a for a pleasant (?) surprise when tuning into “Rock of Love” recently. An apparently bitter employee used the program’s info as an outlet for his built-up resentment toward an ex-girlfriend. (HuffPo)


Tell em why you mad son!!!….  Really dude? Is it that serious? I guess it is. Now wouldn’t it suck all ass if this bitch subscribes to Dish Network?

Keep f@%$ing that chicken!!

Fox 5 news anchor offers some off the wall dating advice to the weatherman! *watch the look on his co-anchors face!! it’s freakin priceless.

Tila Tequila..Jealous nutbag?

tequila and merriman
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Report: Jealousy led to incident at Merriman’s house

Posted by Mike Florio on September 9, 2009 10:00 PM ET

Finally, facts are emerging regarding the incident that resulted in allegations that Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman battered and falsely imprisoned Tila Tequila Nguyen.

And we kind of wish they hadn’t.

According to Juliette Vara of 10News.com in San Diego, Nguyen wasn’t happy that Merriman was paying too much attention to other women at his home.

Per the report, Merriman went to his bedroom with two women.  Nguyen then entered the room, and Merriman asked her to join them.  She reacted angrily, threatening to have sex with a member of Merriman’s entourage.

Instead, she took off all her clothes and tried to leave the house.  Merriman then prevented her from leaving…. FULL ARTICLE

OK..first off let me say..I’m moving to Shawne Merriman’s neighborhood! If your girl is that jealous and impulsive that she would just sleep with any random dude…then get ass nekkid and go running around the neighborhood like some oversexed geisha doll..I’m living in the wrong neighborhood.

Whats worse..it’s quite possible that she made this all up and risked pissing someone else’ career down the drain. Why because for the most part HER career is pissed down the drain.

Now i’m sure there will be people out there who say that Merriman was wrong for inviting her into the bed with 2 other women..but I say to those people…wouldn’t it have been selfish of him NOT to invite her? I mean that is his boo. right?

Bastard break up

This is easily the funniest break up ever!!! Like seriously..dude is my fuckin hero!! lmao!!  “if your body’s a 9 on 10 and your face is a 3 on 10 you average a 6”

Who knew the bastard could be even more of a douchebag…

I SHOULDA KNOWN..

I should have seen it COMING…

The very day I heard you HUMMING..

At that girl on girl scene in that FLICK…

It shouldn’t have been a SURPRISE..

The look of pleasure in ur green EYES..

When i walked in on you licking that CHICK.

As the plot started to THICKEN…

And my pulse started to QUICKEN…

I forgot all about the CHICKEN I just BOUGHT..

With taboo thoughts in my MIND…

How could I have been so BLIND?

I guess our souls weren’t as in sync as I THOUGHT.

Judging from the sounds that u were MAKING…

I seriously doubt if u were FAKING…

It seems to me like u were having some FUN…

As a tear escaped my EYE…

I wondered why should I CRY?

Shit a man like me can make this a 2 FOR ONE…

I can’t help but feel JADED..

watching the scene that u CREATED…

Doing all the freaky things 2 women could DO…

I kinda had my SUSPICION….but like any man I was just WISHIN (that)..

Sooner or later U would want include me TOO.

Its hard to figure OUT …

What the beef was all ABOUT…

when u caught me with her u made it seem like It was the WORSE.

Now I tend to BELIEVE u had a few tricks up your SLEEVE..

Girl don’t hate just say you wanted to FUCK HER FIRST!

FUCK HER FIRST (2X)

GIRL DON’T HATE JUST SAY U WANTED TO FUCK HER FIRST

FUCK HER FIRST(2X)

I GAVE U MY BEST BUT ALL I GET IS UR WORSE.

It’s several years LATER..

U saw my name up in the PAPER…

and it made u realize what u been MISSIN

Truth being TOLD ..

When they made you they broke the MOLD..

But i only think about you when I’m PISSIN..

Water going down the DRAIN..

And what we had are one and the SAME…

Because ur selfish and u didn’t want to SHARE…

U eat ur dinner in SILENCE…

A victim of lesbian domestic VIOLENCE..

But ur surprised when I let u know that I DON’T CARE.