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Chinese Bird goes crazy as cat shit in the airport.

Yall know damn well if she was black they woulda tazed her ass and had her charged with terrorism.

NEW WORLD ORDER? I think so.

What we are witnessing in this current global financial crisis is the begining of a NEW WORLD ORDER. There..I said it..I feel much better now.I honestly believe no matter what happens..Obama will win. THEY want him to win No white man would ever dare be the face of the NWO so who better to smooth it over with the masses then some slick talking Negro? Let me not get ahead of myself.My reason for believing this is the coming of the NWO is because one of the first steps to creating a one world Govt is to first consolidate the worlds money via centralized banks. sound familiar? It should.If not you will get a crash course on it in the next 3 years. Expect to see he govt slowly but surely make the whole banking system federalized. In order to institute a new financial system you must first destroy your current one.( yes I believe this financial crisis has been set in motion on purpose). Expect to see a North American Union very soon.The law has already been passed clearing the way for a currency similar to the EURO to be freely exchanged between the united states,Mexico,and Canada. Hell they already have concentration camps .

That Brings us back to President Obama. 2 scenarios could possibly be in the works.

Scenario 1. Barack becomes President and he becomes the scapegoat. (could even be in on it)

Scenario 2. He becomes President {god forbid} something horrible happens..people riot Martial law is called. Concentration camps here we come.

I hope and pray for the safety of my family and yours and come 8 yrs from now I hope you can tell me I told you so.

UPDATE: In light of new developments concerning voter registration fraud…expect the introduction of a national id card.

The Anatomy of a HOE

Hello Housemates! Yeah u fuckers missed me blah..blah..blah..I’M BAAAAAAAACK!
Had some oral surgery to get one gnarly fuckin wisdom from be imbedded in my upper jaw. yeah it sucked (more on that later). I didn’t wanna jump back into the fire with both feet, but u know me…let’s see who I can offend this week.

What exactly makes a hoe a hoe? Where i’m from a hoe is something u use in a garden..nothing more nothing less. What exactly does a woman have to do to be considered a hoe? Is it sleeping with multiple partners? Is it sleeping with multiple partners and charging said partners a fee for that ass? If a woman sleeps with someone on the first date does that make her a hoe? Im sure its true with a majority of women,when they meet a man it is decided within 3 minutes of meeting that dude whether or not she gonna offer him some snappy nappy (or smooth groove).atleast some slowneck is a possibility. Lets assume this is true…with that being said,let me offer a few scenarios’……
CHICK meets dude..they like each other immediately…they fuck..all is well.
CHICK meets dude..they like each other immediately…she wants to fuck him…but only if he buys her dinner..do the movie thing…etc etc.
HOODRAT CHICK meets dude…she definately tryna fuck, but dependent upon the level of hoodoliciousness it may cost dude anywhere from a chicken box from wun hung lows’…a rent-a-center bill or maybe section 8 rent if ur lucky.
WHO’S THE HOE?
My thing is this…If ur a grown up of reasonable intelligence isn’t being able to do whatever the fuck u wanna do one of the perks?
Isn’t it usually the lonely heavy breathing snack eating mud muffins quick to shove the freak label on someone? Isn’t it usually the ole elbow faced,touch of the mole man, Rocky Dennis from mask lookin ass mofos who can’t buy a date,always judging the people who fuck on the first date? If u want to do something (that isn’t illegal) but fail to execute because of what “other” people may think…say …or has previously said, then aren’t u in fact a fake fucker? (in my opinion the worse kind of fucker). In closing , might I suggest u GET some dack in ur life stop judging people and for the most part mind ur fuckin business.

A.W.W.(ARGUING WHEN WRONG)

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE THAT FEEL THE NEED TO ARGUE WHEN THEY’RE SO OBVIOUSLY WRONG? IT REALLY SHOULD BE AGAINST THE FAWKIN LAW.! THEY CAN MAKE THE CHARGE A.W.W. (arguing when wrong). IF CAUGHT AND CONVICTED U RISK PENALTIES OF $100 FINE AND AN IMMEDIATE PUNCH IN THE THROAT.

CASE IN POINT: Yesterday my son and I were driving down our street, landscapers ( well these jokers were just grass cutters) had their big dumb dirty ass trailer in the middle of the street. I asked him politely to move, but instead of moving like any person of normal prudence  would have.. This pickle smoker tells me “let me guide u thru”… I’m like..”first off dude…you’re almost triple parked”..and secondly “u kinda look like a meth head..I’m gonna use my better judgement and not trust yours”. So of course he wanted to get all “raaaaaawr” till I got out and he got a full view of my 6″4″…285 lb frame. I’m not sure who called the police, but they were there within minutes.(homeowner neighborhood). When the keystoners come, I try to explain the situation to them,but toothless yo still wanna argue. So FINALLY  the female cop,(apparently the only one with balls) wrote his dumb ass a ticket. MY QUESTION IS THIS..WHY ARGUE WHEN WRONG?..It would have been soo much easier to just…move. Now this mental midget robbed me of 25 mins I can’t get back.

U got any A.W.W. stories?..please share.

AS ALWAYS..IF U AINT MAD…GET MAD!My twin.

Hello world!

Hello mad men and womens…Thanks to the fine folks over @OHN  WWW.ohellnawl.wordpress.com, I’ve been inspired to blog. So basically what I’ll be doing is taking aim and any and everything. so um…come in…strap down…and go fawkin mad!!!

Bear with me folks..I’m new @ this. My layout will get better and the blogs will get longer and hopefully funnier. For those of you who do blog..I’m open to any help/suggestions u may have.

TILL NEXT POST…IF U AIN’T MAD…GET MAD!UR HOST.

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