Posts Tagged ‘drugs’

The craftiest smuggler alive…NOT!

Don’t be a PotHead..like this asshole.

You’ve proven yourself to be a true…

NOW…

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LEBANON, Pa. – Police in central Pennsylvania say they’ve nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Police said the officer peeled the bag off Lopez’s forehead and placed him under arrest. He has been charged with drug possession. Police do not know whether Lopez has an attorney.

Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs. < Associated press >

Is Mercury in retrograde or some shit? Fuck is going on with all these dumb as dog shit mofo’s this week? There isn’t a whole lot of commentary I can add to this because at some point it goes beyond funny to …sad. Why? …because chances are..if he hasn’t already, he’s gonna knock up some poor impoverished bird with low self esteem and even lower expectations..AND the LAST thing he needs, is to be responsible for another life.Then again…what are the chances he’s actually the type of cat to actually stuck around to raise his kid.?

Why am I naked with an ass full of poker chips?!?

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OK…I’ve been meaning to blog about this bullshit for quite some time now, Have you ever heard of a drug for restless leg syndrome called mirapex? Well neither had I until one night, while stoned and watching television, there appeared a commercial for some new drug. I was half paying attention when I heard this: side effects include headaches,dry mouth,a desire to gamble AND increased sexual urges. ::insert tire screech:: aye man..rewind that shit …  no fuckin way I just heard what I think I heard. Yep that’s what he said!! So basically Mr. monotone voice over guy, you’re telling me that in order for me NOT to suffer from RLS (restless leg syndrome), I may have to be willing to gamble away my life savings and possibly rape a bitch or 2? really? no..really? HOW DID THIS PASS FDA regulations? How in THE hell can this shit be a “reasonable” side effect? Fucked up part is this isn’t all that “un-common” according to an article circulated by the MAYO CLINIC . Needless to say thats pretty fuckered up. How long is it gonna be before somebody wakes up in a seedy motel room in  Vegas wondering why they have an ass full of poker chips and a black eye?

Chad Vader after the Dentist…hilarious!!

Remember poor lil David? As u can recall he was highe then goosenuts after having a tooth pulled at the dentist. U know it wouldnt be long before there was a spoof/remix… here goes…enjoy.