Posts Tagged ‘funny cuz its true’

Whats right with this picture?

Happy Monday Bitches!! lets play a game called Whats RIGHT with this picture.

hahahahaNOT A GODDAMN THING!!!

Only thing I have to say is Kudos to the manufacturers of that obviously strong ass armchair…must be samsonite. My question is…who gonna clean that shit off when this whale of a heffa gets up? You know that shit gonna smell like last weeks bacon and leftover cabbage. Blech!

Lyfe gonna fuck around and get LIFE

Okay I’m not really into RnB so much…so I’m gonna start a petition to adopt this crazy sumbitch into the Rock and Roll family.. Heres why source

Ok..after reading the story..that may fall more under the banner of crack head HIP-HOP.. ::shrugs::

UPDATE: New link HERE

Can u smell what the Rock is cookin?…uh no actually.

Hows this for some heavy metal wfs…this fuckin genius thought it would be a good idea to bite off his nose to spite his life. what a freakin jackass!! I mean I admit it was some gnarly,ballsy full on heavy metal shit to do …but c’mon now..seriously…removing ur nose dude? U really wanna go the rest of your life lookin like this…?

Bernie was just bein Bernie…

The Obama campaign is a lil heated with your man Bernie Mac for some apparent off color material that was derogatory to women..

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/bernie-mac-makes-off-color-joke-at-obama-event/10715?nc

Im not sure all that was said but it apparently got Bernie heckled by the audience. Yeah thats pretty fuckered up cuz I love my man Bernie he’s easily one of the funniest mofo’s on the planet. I kinda wish I was there so I could have stood up and said “It’s just jokes bitches…lighten up!”. Although I do believe as a professional artist,you have to fashion your material to appeal to the audience however ..IT WAS BERNIE FUCKIN MAC!..Whoever was responsible for booking a loud mouth albeit it entertaining porchmonkey for a political event needs to get punched in the ear.

“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?'” Mac said. “I said, I don’t know, but I said, ‘Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d make love to the mailman for $50,000.'”   Im not for certain how the rest of it went but I’m sure u can figure it out.. Bernie was just being Bernie,but I’m sure the Obama haters will find some way to make this Baracks fault.

Fat kids need anger management.

Wtf is it with pudgy kids needing ass whippings and anger management? Along comes this pudgy michelin man in training pimp slapping the spit out of his mothers mouth. We’ve seen this shit time after time (not in the black community of course) Poor lil hapless white woman with an unruly ass who never got the ass whipping they deserved. And this thick marshmellowy fuck biscuit did this shit on national T.V.!!! Maaaan ask me not how bad I would have fucked him up? but how long would his fat ass be snoring in a coma.