Posts Tagged ‘ghetto’

When monkey’s go to the ball…

I guess you darkies will never fuckin learn. Guess you simple minded sons of bitches never been to sites like Ohellnawl or HotGhettomess or hell,even mine. Guess not. But if you silly sons of bitches want to continue to dress up like monkeys in clown suits,I will continue to showcase your coonery . Prom night in the ghetto is living proof , the white man shoulda never gave u niggas money..

case point…

coons

This is nothing but an over dressed jail flick.Speaking of jailbirds I wonder what kind of bird is left bald and shivering in the cold after this bitches dress was made…

dead bird

Like..do u have to take the whole “ghetto bird” concept literally? I would hate to have to clean up after this bird takes a dump. If you need a sponge u can use this dumb bitches dress…

spongebob dumb bitch

Ready kids? Ooooh..who lives in a rowhouse no where near the sea? Sponge Bob Dumb bitch!!!

And look at the Ghetto ass super HOEro…

super hoero

Her super power is having seven baby daddys and the ability to fuck up your credit.

Dear Diary,                                                                                                                           Today I tried out for “swan lake”, didn’t do too well.:O(…

ghetto ballerina

Smh.

Why does it look like her ass is on her chest?…

dumb ass titties

why?

Overdressed much?

overdonesigh

Not really sure where these 2 over dressed bitches thought they were going.

Last and probably the least…(cultured),introducing: The Family Fuck-ups,Daddy Fuckup,Momma Fuckup,and Future Fuckup….

commietted to bad decisionsNeedless to say,with parents like that,he’s doomed.                            Side note* looking at the pic..that may not be his real daddy.

Sure this isn’t for Micheal Steele?

blackface

Ok..So one of my best friends’ family owns a pretty big (black owned) printing company.Occasionally he comes across examples of sheer niggerdom and absolute fuckery. For instance..this bullshit right here…..

The actual email as it was sent to me:

I’m working on this funeral program this morning and this is a direct quote from the obituary:

He received his education at Mayo High School in Darlington, South Carolina. Later, he performed in a minstrel show with his twin brother known as “The Big Time Revue.” Together they appeared as the “Nit Wit Brothers. ” An acrobatic act which also featured the late Sammy Davis Jr.
So like..this dude HAS to be atleast related to Mike Steele because that kind of coonery is passed down from generation to generation.I wonder if national geographic is goin to be at the funeral ,because there can’t be many pure bred nigger ass niggers left…it can’t be.

LIVE FROM NEW JERSEY….

The most over the top punch, that bitch in the face, and steal her independence card ghettoist shit Ive seen since the first season of THE FLAVA OF LOVE. Have fun with this bullshit folks and look close..cuz u know if these fuckers get together and breed ll hell is gonna break loose.

1) A gay terrorist,a lost pimp and a pudgy safari guy.

2) Shaniqua , Alize, and Freschetta …The nacho Supremes.

3) Who makes the conscious decision to go out in public lookin like seat covers from a 78 oldsmobile 225?

4) U knooooow this bitch fuckin sheets up. Is this bitch serious?!

5) Ghetto ass genie..bitch pops out of a 40 bottle.

6) SEE THERE WE’RE TOO LATE….THEY’RE BREEDING!!!

7)Last But not least…Fook MI and Fook YOO ..u know the closest these hood ornaments ever got to the orient was chicken boxes from #1 HaPPy Palace and the one time this bitch got her feet done for the prom.

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