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Why am I naked with an ass full of poker chips?!?

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OK…I’ve been meaning to blog about this bullshit for quite some time now, Have you ever heard of a drug for restless leg syndrome called mirapex? Well neither had I until one night, while stoned and watching television, there appeared a commercial for some new drug. I was half paying attention when I heard this: side effects include headaches,dry mouth,a desire to gamble AND increased sexual urges. ::insert tire screech:: aye man..rewind that shit …  no fuckin way I just heard what I think I heard. Yep that’s what he said!! So basically Mr. monotone voice over guy, you’re telling me that in order for me NOT to suffer from RLS (restless leg syndrome), I may have to be willing to gamble away my life savings and possibly rape a bitch or 2? really? no..really? HOW DID THIS PASS FDA regulations? How in THE hell can this shit be a “reasonable” side effect? Fucked up part is this isn’t all that “un-common” according to an article circulated by the MAYO CLINIC . Needless to say thats pretty fuckered up. How long is it gonna be before somebody wakes up in a seedy motel room in  Vegas wondering why they have an ass full of poker chips and a black eye?