Posts Tagged ‘wtf?’

The small details that F@%k a picture up.

You know how you see what appears to be an innocent picture? look closer..the devil is truly in the details.

I see ghost peckers!

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He ain’t the only one enjoying a nice long inhale.

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This was almost cute.

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Make room for puppies…

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Mother of the year!

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Thank God They were on solid ground!

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I CAN’T say shit. U caption it.

Sure this isn’t for Micheal Steele?

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Ok..So one of my best friends’ family owns a pretty big (black owned) printing company.Occasionally he comes across examples of sheer niggerdom and absolute fuckery. For instance..this bullshit right here…..

The actual email as it was sent to me:

I’m working on this funeral program this morning and this is a direct quote from the obituary:

He received his education at Mayo High School in Darlington, South Carolina. Later, he performed in a minstrel show with his twin brother known as “The Big Time Revue.” Together they appeared as the “Nit Wit Brothers. ” An acrobatic act which also featured the late Sammy Davis Jr.
So like..this dude HAS to be atleast related to Mike Steele because that kind of coonery is passed down from generation to generation.I wonder if national geographic is goin to be at the funeral ,because there can’t be many pure bred nigger ass niggers left…it can’t be.

Can u smell what the Rock is cookin?…uh no actually.

Hows this for some heavy metal wfs…this fuckin genius thought it would be a good idea to bite off his nose to spite his life. what a freakin jackass!! I mean I admit it was some gnarly,ballsy full on heavy metal shit to do …but c’mon now..seriously…removing ur nose dude? U really wanna go the rest of your life lookin like this…?

Women can’t live with em..but u can cook em!

Crazy ass sumbitch in Texas so love struck and pussy whipped this fool decided if he can’t be with his ex..nobody can. So what does he do? Well according to authorities he cooked her. Yup, thats right..he chopped her up and grilled her like bitch steaks or hoe burgers or whatever caraaazy ass niggas eat @ bar B Q’s.

“Shepherd could face life in prison if convicted of killing his former girlfriend, Tynesha Stewart. Investigators believe Shepherd choked the Texas A&M engineering major to death, dismembered her body and burned her remains on two barbecue pits on the patio of his apartment over the course of two days…more.

Real life ROBBIN HOODS…

I’m not big on Anarchists and I most certainly wouldn’t condone anything those simple minded volatile fuckers would do HOWEVER..This is some Gangsta/honorable shit…and I have no choice but to applaude them. {source}. I love the fact they were smart enough to take non-perishables. These dudes are fuckin awesome and I hope the message gets across before they all end up in prison.

Bernie was just bein Bernie…

The Obama campaign is a lil heated with your man Bernie Mac for some apparent off color material that was derogatory to women..

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/bernie-mac-makes-off-color-joke-at-obama-event/10715?nc

Im not sure all that was said but it apparently got Bernie heckled by the audience. Yeah thats pretty fuckered up cuz I love my man Bernie he’s easily one of the funniest mofo’s on the planet. I kinda wish I was there so I could have stood up and said “It’s just jokes bitches…lighten up!”. Although I do believe as a professional artist,you have to fashion your material to appeal to the audience however ..IT WAS BERNIE FUCKIN MAC!..Whoever was responsible for booking a loud mouth albeit it entertaining porchmonkey for a political event needs to get punched in the ear.

“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?'” Mac said. “I said, I don’t know, but I said, ‘Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d make love to the mailman for $50,000.'”   Im not for certain how the rest of it went but I’m sure u can figure it out.. Bernie was just being Bernie,but I’m sure the Obama haters will find some way to make this Baracks fault.

CAPTION THIS…I DARE YOU.

“FEED ME SEYMOUR!”

A NEW LOW FOR PROSTI-TOTION

WTF?!??!?!…There ain’t a whole lot I can say to set this bullshit up it is what it is..

My only question is what took this lil tramps father so long to stop this bullshit. I know some professional strippers seeing this shit mad as all hell cuz this lil bird is having a good night.Look @ all the cash on the floor.!

CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!!!

I received an e-mail from an unidentified source,and it isn’t good for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama .

Barack Barack Barack…I knew u were too good to be true. We forgave you for Rev.Wright, We forgave you for Mr.Ayer and the weathermen,We even forgave you for your lackluster bowling skills, BUT THIS SIR…WE CAN NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR…

WTF do u have to say for yourself getting caught with that loose neck whore? She looks like a trailor trash bobble head doll..Yall chillin on Ikea furniture in your little low budget lovenest. SHAME ON YOU BARACK OBAMA..SHAME ON YOU. I sincerely hope this isn’t what they mean by ‘DREAM TICKET”.

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