Hello Housemates! Yeah u fuckers missed me blah..blah..blah..I’M BAAAAAAAACK!
Had some oral surgery to get one gnarly fuckin wisdom from be imbedded in my upper jaw. yeah it sucked (more on that later). I didn’t wanna jump back into the fire with both feet, but u know me…let’s see who I can offend this week.
What exactly makes a hoe a hoe? Where i’m from a hoe is something u use in a garden..nothing more nothing less. What exactly does a woman have to do to be considered a hoe? Is it sleeping with multiple partners? Is it sleeping with multiple partners and charging said partners a fee for that ass? If a woman sleeps with someone on the first date does that make her a hoe? Im sure its true with a majority of women,when they meet a man it is decided within 3 minutes of meeting that dude whether or not she gonna offer him some snappy nappy (or smooth groove).atleast some slowneck is a possibility. Lets assume this is true…with that being said,let me offer a few scenarios’……
CHICK meets dude..they like each other immediately…they fuck..all is well.
CHICK meets dude..they like each other immediately…she wants to fuck him…but only if he buys her dinner..do the movie thing…etc etc.
HOODRAT CHICK meets dude…she definately tryna fuck, but dependent upon the level of hoodoliciousness it may cost dude anywhere from a chicken box from wun hung lows’…a rent-a-center bill or maybe section 8 rent if ur lucky.
WHO’S THE HOE?
My thing is this…If ur a grown up of reasonable intelligence isn’t being able to do whatever the fuck u wanna do one of the perks?
Isn’t it usually the lonely heavy breathing snack eating mud muffins quick to shove the freak label on someone? Isn’t it usually the ole elbow faced,touch of the mole man, Rocky Dennis from mask lookin ass mofos who can’t buy a date,always judging the people who fuck on the first date? If u want to do something (that isn’t illegal) but fail to execute because of what “other” people may think…say …or has previously said, then aren’t u in fact a fake fucker? (in my opinion the worse kind of fucker). In closing , might I suggest u GET some dack in ur life stop judging people and for the most part mind ur fuckin business.
I HEAR THEY SELLING THESE NIFTY LITTLE DEVICES @SHARPER IMAGE….
THIS, MY FRIENDS ,IS TRULY THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING IF ANY OF YOU FUCKERS WANNA GET ME A LATE FATHERS DAY GIFT…THIS IS WHAT I WANT..KEEP UR BULLSHIT TIES AND UR GAY ASS CUFFLINKS…GET ME ONE OF THESE JOINTS WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF AA BATTERIES.
Ok first off let me say I FUCKIN LOVE THIS GUY!!! This news reporter straight fuckin loses it and all,I repeat ALL the nigga rose up out his ass!! I mean the dude looks like Levar Burton on an escaped slave in the face..but that don’t stop that nigga from actin a muhfukkin fool!!!LMMFAO!!!!
WTF?!??!?!…There ain’t a whole lot I can say to set this bullshit up it is what it is..
My only question is what took this lil tramps father so long to stop this bullshit. I know some professional strippers seeing this shit mad as all hell cuz this lil bird is having a good night.Look @ all the cash on the floor.!
HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (AP) – A West Virginia city council has pared a planned pay raise for its mayor, but the mayor still says no.
The Huntington council first discussed increasing Mayor David Felinton’s pay from about $62,000 a year to $90,000. On Monday, the council dropped it to $80,000 and is expected to vote in two weeks.
Council members say it’s needed to attract top candidates to run West Virginia’s second-largest city.
But Felinton still says he’ll veto any raise because the city has other priorities. Other city workers will get no raises next year and are making concessions in health insurance coverage. He says he’ll support a raise in better economic conditions.
Man this dude has as big a heart as he does balls…u gotta love this Guy.
Are you a MIDGET,DWARF,or just an abnormally short fucker? If so I have a unique job opportunity for you. We here @ THE MADHOUSE are sensitive to the hardships of being vertically challenged. We have assembled some of the best fourth rate specialists we could find to form a think tank,to decide how better to serve our citizens of less then normal stature.After minutes of deep deliberation we have decided the service industry would be best suited for our”smallest of Americans”.
Specifically in the area’s of food service i;e Gala’s,Fundraisers and private events,And the medical field.Because of your height you are perfectly suited to wear one of our newly designed snack and condiment hats. Designed with the service midget in mind ,these hats contain compartments perfect for dispensing peanuts,pretzels,etc. leaving your little pudgy midgets hands free to polish belt buckles or whatever supplemental services u may provide. Maybe even full blown entertainment services for people who are trying to cut down celebrity consumption.
Of course they will always come conveniently packaged.
As a service midget you will be uniquely qualified the the health care industry as a cost efficient and more hygienic replacement for “helper monkeys” commonly used to assist quadriplegics. In addition to those in wheelchairs you can also be of assistance to the blind as “seeing eye” midgets. As a Madhouse helper midget you will be equipped with all the things you need to get the job done.(step ladders,rope,and arm extensions). Put your abnormality to good use besides being an extra in a Hollywood movie staring midgets in monkey suits. VIVE LA MIDGETS…VIVE LOS FUN SIZED HOMBRES.!!!
I received an e-mail from an unidentified source,and it isn’t good for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama .
Barack Barack Barack…I knew u were too good to be true. We forgave you for Rev.Wright, We forgave you for Mr.Ayer and the weathermen,We even forgave you for your lackluster bowling skills, BUT THIS SIR…WE CAN NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR…
WTF do u have to say for yourself getting caught with that loose neck whore? She looks like a trailor trash bobble head doll..Yall chillin on Ikea furniture in your little low budget lovenest. SHAME ON YOU BARACK OBAMA..SHAME ON YOU. I sincerely hope this isn’t what they mean by ‘DREAM TICKET”.
Wtf is it with pudgy kids needing ass whippings and anger management? Along comes this pudgy michelin man in training pimp slapping the spit out of his mothers mouth. We’ve seen this shit time after time (not in the black community of course) Poor lil hapless white woman with an unruly ass who never got the ass whipping they deserved. And this thick marshmellowy fuck biscuit did this shit on national T.V.!!! Maaaan ask me not how bad I would have fucked him up? but how long would his fat ass be snoring in a coma.
MINISTA'S MADHOUSE 
